Gaydar?
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Re: Gaydar?
Jeez, it's not that fucking hard..
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I know, right? How can you not figure it out? How can you not do it at least by accident, like in the shower or something?rEvolutionist wrote:Jeez, it's not that fucking hard..
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It's the subtle signs you have to look for. I mean, who would have guessed..?
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Re: Gaydar?
Is it the banjo 
Or the Budweiser The flowered wallpaper Too many pillows on the bed
What the tip-off on this one? I'm at a loss
Or the Budweiser The flowered wallpaper Too many pillows on the bed What the tip-off on this one? I'm at a loss
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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It's the rainbow tattoo on his forehead, stupid. Don't you know, that's where the saying "You can pick them by their faces" comes from?
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You can get an ointment from the docs for that.JimC wrote:I used to feel gay at times as a young chap, but nowadays I'm usually fairly dour and phlegmatic...
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Re: Gaydar?
Yeah, I finally came out something like two days after our second wedding anniversary. Needless to say the wife and I separated. And then she moved to San Francisco. I think we got something backwards...tattuchu wrote:Lucky you. I'm still trying to figure it outtrdsf wrote:Are you kidding? It took me until I was in my 30s to finally identify myself as gay, never mind anyone else!
Speaking of late bloomers, one of my roommates once told me he hadn't started jerking off til he was twenty-oneI asked him why in God's name he waited so long. He wasted a good ten years of his life! He said it had just never occurred to him, and he hadn't any older brothers or friends to show him how
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...you mean apart from marrying a woman before finding out if you liked fucking them?trdsf wrote:Yeah, I finally came out something like two days after our second wedding anniversary. Needless to say the wife and I separated. And then she moved to San Francisco. I think we got something backwards...tattuchu wrote:Lucky you. I'm still trying to figure it outtrdsf wrote:Are you kidding? It took me until I was in my 30s to finally identify myself as gay, never mind anyone else!
Speaking of late bloomers, one of my roommates once told me he hadn't started jerking off til he was twenty-one
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Re: Gaydar?
I can usually tell if someone is gay by how well they give blow jobs
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With a condom it's less easy to tell. Or are you talking the limited life expectancy blow job?Scott1328 wrote:I can usually tell if someone is gay by how well they give blow jobs
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Re: Gaydar?
If someone give a good blow job and uses a condom they are super gay.
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"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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Onion proves what they say about Americans and satire. Farce is more their style....
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What do they say about Americans and satire? And which "they"?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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Re: Gaydar?
I think the guy on the beach earlier lifting his shorts to show his arse while motioning towards the toilets may have been a gay
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