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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by J.A.Poisson » Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:23 pm

Devogue wrote: In five years he has signed 76 players for £229 million. The difference between Ferguson and Benitez's spending is £30 million, or one Berbatov - yet United's squad is miles deeper and more competent than Benitez's. And if Wenger is brought in to the equation it's much worse.
Both of those already had established squads when Rafa arrived, though. He had to start from scratch. Plus, in that time, Liverpool have finished above Arsenal in the league 3 times out of 5, and won the CL and the FA cup to Arsenals FA cup so I'm not sure how you'd say it's much worse.

2004/05

£2m - Josemi: peanuts and was moved on in a swap for Kromkamp 18 months later
£1.5m - Antonio Nunez: part of the Michael Owen deal and filled a gap for a while. Peanuts.
£10.7m - Xabi Alonso: Massive success and sold for £30m+ in the summer when he wanted to leave
£6m - Luis Garcia: success and sold to Athletico Madrid for £4m
Free - Pelligrino: Stop gap that allowed us to rest Sami for league games, benefitting us massively in Istanbul. Now on the coaching staff.
£6.3m - Fernando Morientes: Pretty much everyone made up when we signed him, top class, but never settled. Sold for £3m to Valencia.
£1m - Scott Carson: One the most highly rated young keepers around. Lost out through injury and signing of Reina when Dudek left the club. Sold for £3.25m.

Total bought: £27.5m

Free - Marcus Babbel: Released to Stuttgart at the end of his career.
£2.5m - Danny Murphy: Xabi Alonso signed to fill the role Murphy had in the side
£8.5m - Michael Owen: Wouldn't sign a new contract and sold before he left on a free. He's done nothing since that is a masterstroke with hindsight.
Free - Stephane Henchoz: Released to Celtic at the end of his career

Total sold: £11m

A total of £16.5m net spend in his first year at the club, with the vast majority of that being spent on Xabi Alonso.

2004/05 net spend: £16.5m

2005/06

£240,000 - Antonio Barragan: Kid for the future. Sold for £675,000 to Deportivo a year later.
Free - Boudewijn Zenden: Signed for nothing and released for nothing. Did a job for us.
£6m - Pepe Reina: In the top 3 or 4 keepers in the world now and still young. One of Rafa's best signings.
£5.6m - Momo Sissoko: Brilliant for a few years, had that eye injury and sold to Juventus when his form dipped for £8.2m. Replaced by Mascherano.
£7m - Peter Crouch: One signing I did question but proved to be a great bit of business. Turned him from a laughing stock into an international. Sold for £11m.
Unkown - Miki Roque: Kid bought for peanuts. Sold again for an unknown amount.
£150,000 - Jack Hobbs: Highly rated 16yr old signed from Lincoln. Didn't progress as hoped and sold to Leicester for a reported £1.5m, although figure not confirmed.
£190,000 Besian Idrizaj: No idea who he is
£1.5m - Mark Gonzales: Cheap player to provide back up for the left wing. Sold for £3.5m to Real Betis.
Exchange - Paul Anderson: Swapped for John Welsh. Sold for £250,000.
Exchange - Jan Kromkamp: Swapped for Josemi. Later sold for £1.75m
£5.8m - Daniel Agger: Blighted by injuries but potentially top class and great signing for the money.
£250,000 - David Martin: Young reserve keeper
Free - Robbie Fowler: Pay as you play deal and no risk involved. Scored a few goals. Released in the summer.

Total bought: £26.73

Free - Vladimir Smicer: Out of contract and released. Played a small part in Istanbul.
£3.5m - El Hadji Diouf: The best £3.5m Rafa has ever recieved.
Free - Pellegrino: Filled the gap in the last 5 months of the previous season, not good enough and released.
£2m - Alou Diarra: Sold for £2m. One of Houllier's buys.
£2m - Antonio Nunez: Bought for £1.5m and now sold for £2m when didn't work out.
£6.5m - Milan Baros: A Houllier signing sold at a profit. He's done nothing since.
Exchange - John Welsh: Swapped for Paul Anderson
Exchange - Josemi: Swapped for Kronkamp.

Total sold: £14m

2005/06 net spend: £12.73m

2006/07

£6m - Craig Bellamy: Good signing and later sold for £7.5m to fund Torres deal.
£2m - Gabriel Palletta: Played a few league cup games, not good enough and sold for £1.2m
Free - Fabio Aurelio: Very injury prone but a good player when fit. Great signing for nothing.
£6.7m - Jermaine Pennant: Second choice after missing out on Alves. Ran his contract down and released. Attitude stank.
£9m - Dirk Kuyt: Has his critics, but has been brilliant for the money. 15 goals last season from wide and vital to the way we play.
£200,000 - Nabil El Zhar: Few cameos last season and improving. Injured now. Promising still. Peanuts.
£750,000 - Astrit Ajdarevic: No idea who he is, and released on a free to Leicester.
Loan - Daniele Padelli: Reserve keeper, made one appearance and never seen again.
Undisclosed - Jordy Brouwer: Young reserve.
£2.5m - Alvaro Arbeloa: Bargain signing, great service for a few years and sold for £3.5m when running his contract down.
Loan - Javier Mascherano: Rescued from West Ham, now one of the best defensive midfielders in the world and will probably be sold to Barca this summer for a massive profit. Paid £18.6m for him a year later at end of loan deal.

Total bought: £27.15m

£200,000 - Zak Whitbread: Youngster
Undisclosed - Bruno Cheyrou: Houllier flopped, sold for a reported £1.5m.
£3m - Fernando Morientes: Didn't work out. Cut his losses.
Free - Didi Hamann: Great servant, released at the end of his career
£675,000 - Antonio Barragan: Paid £240,000 for him.
£2m - Djimi Traore: Houllier signing and daylight robbery getting £2m for him
£500,000 - Neil Mellor: Signed as a kid and did a job for a while. Not good enough and released.
£1.75m - Jan Kromkamp: Nunez bought for £2m, swapped for him, who then sold for £1.75m. Stop gaps at minimal expense.
£525,000 - Darren Potter: Acadamy lad, not good enough and robbery getting that much for him.
£1.5m - Steven Warnock: Probably sold to cheap and looks a mistake with hindsight. Good squad player.
Free - Salif Diao: The clearout of Houllier's flops continues.

Total sold: £10.15m

2006/07 net spend: £17m

2007/08


£5m - Lucas Leiva: Brazilian player of the year when signed. Could still go either way but a lot to prove.
Undisclosed - Krisztian Nemeth: Promising youngster currently out on loan in Athens.
£270,000 - Mikel San Jose Dominguez: Youngester plays in the reserves.
£1.8m - Sebastian Leto: Left winger signing but refused a work permit. Sold for £3m.
£20.2m - Fernando Torres: Bargain of the century
Free - Andriy Voronin: Free transfer to strengthen the squad. Plays well in Germany, garbage over here.
£5m - Yossi Benayoun: Took a while to settle but now a key player. Superb signing and an absolute bargain.
£11.5m - Ryan Babel: Highly rated dutch international. Absolute waste of space.
Undisclosed - Charles Itandje: Back up keeper signed for peanuts. Now released.
£1.3m - Emiliano Insua: Youngster who is now a full Argentinian international and massive potential. Bargain.
£6.5m - Martin Skrtel: Been off form this season so far, but brilliant last year and a good signing for the money.
£18.6m - Javier Mascherano: Completion of loan deal

Total bought: £70.7m

£2.7m – Florent Simana-Pongolle: Houllier youngster sold wanting first team football.
£100,000 – Daniel O’Donnell: Kid sold
Free – Jerzy Dudek: Released at end of contract
Free - Zenden: Released at end of contract
Free – Robbie Fowler: Released at end of contract
£4m – Luis Garcia: Wanted to return to Spain. Great service.
£6m – Djibril Cisse: Houllier signing sold to part fund Torres deal.
£7.5m – Craig Bellamy: Sold at profit to part fund Torres deal
£3.5m – Mark Gonzales: Signed for £1.5m and sold when didn’t work out.
£1.2m – Gabriel Palletta: Bought for £2m but never worked out. Young defender.
£3.5m – Chris Kirkland: Houllier signing. Injury prone and wanted first team football.
£8.2m – Momo Sissoko: Great signing, good service, sold when lost his form at a profit.

Total sold: £36.7m

2007/08 net spend: £34m

2008/09

Free – Philip Degen: unproven, but free.
£7m - Andrea Dossena: Italian international left back. Hasn’t settled. Bad signing.
£3.5m – Diego Cavalieri: Reserve keeper. Only played league cup games so far.
£1.5m – David N’gog: Young French striker. Promising.
£19m – Robbie Keane: Everyone made up when we signed him. Didn’t work out and sold back to Spurs for £16m.
£8m - Albert Riera: Spanish international. Started well but jury still out.

Total bought: £39m

£4m – John Arne Riise: Good servant but form tailed off. Snapped their hands off at £4m.
Free – Harry Kewell: Harry who?
Undisclosed – Anthony Le Tallec: Houllier youngster finally released. Fee not known.
£11m – Peter Crouch: Laughing stock bought for £7m. Great signing. Wanted first team football.
£2.25m – Danny Guthrie: Youngster from Acadamy thought not good enough.
£3.25m – Scott Carson: Injury prone and Reina now first choice. Sold at profit.
Undisclosed – Steve Finnan: Sold for a fee believed to be £1m
£16m – Robbie Keane: Didn’t work out.
Undisclosed – Jack Hobbs: Young defender that didn’t progress. Sold for believed to £1.5m.

Total sold: £36.5m

2008/09 net spend: £2.5m


2009/10

£17.5m – Glen Johnson: Big fee, but has been brilliant so far.
£17.1m - Alberto Aquilani: Injured so far but meant to be a class act. Highly rated in Italy.
£2m – Sotirios Kyrgiakos: Last minute signing to fill Hyypia’s shoes. Only money we had to spend.
£160,000 – Daniel Ayala: Young defender, played a few times this season and looked promising.

Total bought: £36.76m

£250,000 – Paul Anderson: Youngster that didn’t progess.
Free – Jermaine Pennant: Out of contract. Poor signing.
Free – Miki Roque: No idea who he is. Bought for peanuts.
£3m – Sebastian Leto: Signed for £1.8m but didn’t get a work permit. Had to sell.
£3.5m – Alvaro Arbeloa: Wanted to leave and out of contract in the summer.
£30m – Xabi Alonso: Wanted to leave. Bought for £10.7m. Great signing.

Total sold: £36.75m

2009/10 net spend: £10,000


Total Players Bought: £228,976,000
Total Players Sold: £145,100,000

Total Net Spend: £83,876,000

(I cribbed these numbers from a thread at lfc.tv btw)

The vast majority of his signings have been sold at profit, or if still at the club, have got to be worth more than we paid for them. Where are the expensive mistakes in that list? Babel, yes. Keane... ye-es, but I think there was more going on there than has been made public. Morientes? Yeah, maybe, but everyone thought he'd be brilliant. Dossena? Yeah, I'd go with that, but in context having 3 internationals at left back (2 of whom can cover in midfield) for a total of £9m is not bad. Pennant? Is a twat.

So 2 stinkers, 2 with extenuating circumstances, and one that everyone got wrong. Any others?
Look at the shit in Liverpool's first team squad - the witless Lucas,
is young, could yet turn out to be decent, and more to the point is our 4th choice cm.
the headless fucking chicken that is Kuyt
15 goals from rm last season. Not bad surely?
(cost £2 million less than Ronaldo!),
comparing him with probably the best player (and biggest bargain) the pl has ever had is hardly fair
the useless Voronin
I'll give you that one :)
and N'gog,
another one I want to keep, he's looking better all the time
the underperforming Babel (do you think Ferguson would spend £10 million on a player and let him arse about like he has)
no, I'll give you that one too.
and on and on and on...

Carragher and Gerard have now moved to beyond their prime, there is no one coming through - by this stage of Ferguson's reign in 1992 he was seriously challenging for the league. Liverpool are going nowhere.
You saw how last season went, right? You don't think we were seriously challenging?


Yes. He wants back in the Prem and there are only a couple of clubs he would come back to. Liverpool is one of them and he's not going to hang around for Ferguson to retire.
I'm not sure he'd want to work for Statler and Waldorf, though, would he? He's hardly had a stellar record in the transfer market either, tbf.

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by devogue » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:31 pm

:lay: :lay: :lay: :lay:

I'm sick of arguing on this fucking forum. Everyone else always wins!!

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by J.A.Poisson » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:36 pm

lmao.

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by devogue » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:37 pm

J.A.Poisson wrote:lmao.
I still want the fucker sacked, though.

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by klr » Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:15 pm

Guess who's just equalised for Man. U. against CSKA Moscow? And he was indecently offside as welll ... :whistle:
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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by devogue » Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:22 pm

klr wrote:Guess who's just equalised for Man. U. against CSKA Moscow? And he was indecently offside as welll ... :whistle:
Yay! Thank God you didn't give the score away, or the goalscorer (by name). Now I can enjoy the match I didn't want to know the score of later.

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by devogue » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:06 pm

http://www.fansfc.com/story/16929.html

Looks like old horse face could be making his way to Anfield. :tea:

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:58 pm

Animavore wrote:I hope a Charlton Athletic fan throws a dart with Phil Taylor's face on it into his eye...
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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by Animavore » Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:03 pm

Thierry Henry is the new uber cunt.
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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by FBM » Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:58 pm

I know fuck-all about football, but lemme see if I got this right...
de Vogüé wrote:"...and ran his £100,000 a week contract down..."
juxtaposed with
"I have got to earn a living, provide for my family. It is a job opportunity, just like anyone else's work."
What the fuck has he got to provide them with? A private jet each? WHAT A FUCKING COCK!!! Just like anyone else's work? WTF?!
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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by klr » Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:09 pm

Animavore wrote:Thierry Henry is the new uber cunt.
Board meetings at Gillette must be a barrel of laughs right now, as they consider the fate of their their three superstar front-men.. First, Henry becomes the world's biggest cheat ... on the field of play. Then, Tiger Woods becomes the world's biggest cheat ... off the field of play. That just leaves Roger Federer. :eddy:
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