In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by rainbow » Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:01 am

Svartalf wrote:
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Fuck a duck
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party, for that? you know how unsufferable those car horns are? or how difficult it made coming back home from a friend's? that's not a party, not for people who have better things to do, like try to sleep because you know, the next morning you have to rise early... plus, this Gulliver does not party with complete yahoos. :sadcheer:
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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:13 am

:lol:
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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by JimC » Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:15 am

Fuck off, world! Try winning a tournament of Aussie Rules football, you pussies!
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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:17 am

Given the growing popularity of MMA, there's no doubt that aussi rules wil some time replace English footie.
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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:44 am

Svartalf wrote:
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Given the growing popularity of MMA, there's no doubt that aussi rules wil some time replace English footie.
Oh please dont insult us. Aussi pussies.
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Post by Seabass » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:15 am

Jesus, that crowd's almost as big as the one at Trump's inauguration.

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:25 am

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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:52 am

:lol: too
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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by Forty Two » Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:07 pm

JimC wrote:
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Fuck off, world! Try winning a tournament of Aussie Rules football, you pussies!
Don't you mean Aussie Rules "Hand Egg?" :leave:
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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by Forty Two » Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:10 pm

Seabass wrote:
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Jesus, that crowd's almost as big as the one at Trump's inauguration.

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“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by rainbow » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:46 am

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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by Animavore » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:54 am

I bet he was expecting greatness with the Putin meeting and was relishing rubbing everyone's nose in it.

Instead he saw the true man that day. Not the keyboard warrior hiding behind Twitter. Or the man on stage before his carefully selected crowds screaming into the echo chamber. But the weak, ineffectual, out of his depth loser that he really is. Which anyone who saw this unprepared, spoilt brat get spanked over Hillary's knee in debate ages ago already knew.
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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by Forty Two » Wed Jul 25, 2018 1:07 pm

rainbow wrote:
Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:46 am
Forty Two wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:10 pm
:fix:
Have you stopped sulking?
Sulking? What reason would I have to sulk?
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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by rainbow » Wed Jul 25, 2018 1:52 pm

Forty Two wrote:
Wed Jul 25, 2018 1:07 pm
rainbow wrote:
Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:46 am
Forty Two wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:10 pm
:fix:
Have you stopped sulking?
Sulking? What reason would I have to sulk?
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Re: In Putin's Russia, World Cup plays you.

Post by Forty Two » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:51 pm

It was a rude question, so it deserved nothing less than a rude response.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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