Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:14 pm

These players (the captain and vice captain and other senior players) are on millions of dollars contracts. Game to game it doesn't matter if they win or lose, but if they lose too much then they could get cut and lose those contracts.
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Post by rainbow » Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:26 am

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Post by rainbow » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:12 am

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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

Post by JimC » Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:05 am

You're fucking loving this, ain't you, rainbow... :nono:
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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

Post by rainbow » Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:26 am

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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

Post by rainbow » Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:29 am

They are going to have to bring in some new players to replace Smith and Warner.

The big question is:
Will they be up to scratch?
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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

Post by rainbow » Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:52 am

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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

Post by Rum » Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:05 pm

Frankly this is the most excitement most of us have had out of the game for a good few decades.

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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

Post by rainbow » Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:05 am

Scot Dutchy wrote:Do they earn that much for whining winning?
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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:13 am

Cricket Australia has banned Smith and Warner for 12 months, and Bancroft for 9 months. Pfaffy boy (who's been busted cheating multiple times) must be thanking his lucky stars he doesn't play for Australia.
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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:57 am

rainbow wrote:They are going to have to bring in some new players to replace Smith and Warner.

The big question is:
Will they be up to scratch?
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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:53 am

It's when our women's cricket team gets stuck into ball tampering that I'll be really worried... :?
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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:13 am

I'd let Ellyse Perry tamper with my balls any day!

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Re: Ozzie cricketers have no balls.

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