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Re: English butthurt

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:48 pm

I'm glad Korea won. Always glad to see the overpaid, underskilled, borderline rapists of brutish British football shown up for the useless, hateful scum they are.
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Rum » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:51 pm

Happy to see the 'not' in there.

Really - loyalty based on geographical and accidental location is sooooo last year!


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Re: English butthurt

Post by Svartalf » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:52 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm glad Korea won. Always glad to see the overpaid, underskilled, borderline rapists of brutish British football shown up for the useless, hateful scum they are.
So you're welcoming your new Asian overlord to the point you're even forsaking the pound sterling?
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:54 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm glad Korea won. Always glad to see the overpaid, underskilled, borderline rapists of brutish British football shown up for the useless, hateful scum they are.
So you're welcoming your new Asian overlord to the point you're even forsaking the pound sterling?
with a serious hat on, the contrast between our athletes and our chav footballers could not have been more stark tonight
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Rum » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:56 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
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Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm glad Korea won. Always glad to see the overpaid, underskilled, borderline rapists of brutish British football shown up for the useless, hateful scum they are.
So you're welcoming your new Asian overlord to the point you're even forsaking the pound sterling?
with a serious hat on, the contrast between our athletes and our chav footballers could not have been more stark tonight
Absolutely. They were genuine examples of what one can only call excellence.

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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:01 pm

And Queen of the South won 5-2. :tea:
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Post by Pappa » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:30 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:
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John_fi_Skye wrote:So, it's the GB Olympics, is it? That'll be why - in introducing the GB football team's penalty shoot-out tonight, Gary Lineker says, "You never know - WE might win one."

My reaction: "Come on, Korea!"

And then, after South Korea won, Lineker compounds the offence by saying, "Some things never change, do they?"

And folk sometimes wonder why we dislike the English media. And as my grandad used to say folk sometimes ask me why I take strong drink. Is there a smiley that says, "Spits!"?
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Re: English butthurt

Post by JimC » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:36 pm

We're getting quite good at winning silver and bronze...
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Post by FBM » Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:27 am

:whistle:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by SteveB » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:22 am

My country of Canada has won its first gold medal today in the most important sport of them all: girl jumping up and down on a trampoline. So take that! :cheer:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:43 am

Nibbler wrote:My country of Canada has won its first gold medal today in the most important sport of them all: girl jumping up and down on a trampoline. So take that! :cheer:
Well done! Did they finally cotton on to the fact that they get awarded FAR more points if they don't wear a sports-bra?

There is far too little bosom bounce in today's athletes. :nono:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by SteveB » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:04 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
There is far too little bosom bounce in today's athletes. :nono:
Agreed. I think Beijing had compulsory bikinis for the women's beach volleyball. I don't know what the fuck is going on in London.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:13 am

Nibbler wrote:
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There is far too little bosom bounce in today's athletes. :nono:
Agreed. I think Beijing had compulsory bikinis for the women's beach volleyball. I don't know what the fuck is going on in London.
And don't even get me started on the deplorable lack of camel toe! :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:22 am

John_fi_Skye wrote:And Queen of the South won 5-2. :tea:
Rangers won 2-1 :tea:
JimC wrote:We're getting quite good at winning silver and bronze...
Yes its getting quite depressing if we dont beat the kiwis there should be an government enquiry. :nono:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by FBM » Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:38 am

:hehe: I just watched the replay a little while ago (It aired live at 3:30 a.m. local time. I don't care that much, though my girf did. I guess I missed a helluva party.). It was a squeaker.
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