English butthurt
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I'm glad Korea won. Always glad to see the overpaid, underskilled, borderline rapists of brutish British football shown up for the useless, hateful scum they are.
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Happy to see the 'not' in there.
Really - loyalty based on geographical and accidental location is sooooo last year!
We must move on!
Really - loyalty based on geographical and accidental location is sooooo last year!
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So you're welcoming your new Asian overlord to the point you're even forsaking the pound sterling?Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm glad Korea won. Always glad to see the overpaid, underskilled, borderline rapists of brutish British football shown up for the useless, hateful scum they are.
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with a serious hat on, the contrast between our athletes and our chav footballers could not have been more stark tonightSvartalf wrote:So you're welcoming your new Asian overlord to the point you're even forsaking the pound sterling?Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm glad Korea won. Always glad to see the overpaid, underskilled, borderline rapists of brutish British football shown up for the useless, hateful scum they are.
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AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Absolutely. They were genuine examples of what one can only call excellence.Clinton Huxley wrote:with a serious hat on, the contrast between our athletes and our chav footballers could not have been more stark tonightSvartalf wrote:So you're welcoming your new Asian overlord to the point you're even forsaking the pound sterling?Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm glad Korea won. Always glad to see the overpaid, underskilled, borderline rapists of brutish British football shown up for the useless, hateful scum they are.
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And Queen of the South won 5-2.
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Rum's a great bloke, even though he's English.John_fi_Skye wrote:Rum, you encourage me to think that the only good Englishman might not be a dead one.Rum wrote:John_fi_Skye wrote:So, it's the GB Olympics, is it? That'll be why - in introducing the GB football team's penalty shoot-out tonight, Gary Lineker says, "You never know - WE might win one."
My reaction: "Come on, Korea!"
And then, after South Korea won, Lineker compounds the offence by saying, "Some things never change, do they?"
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We're getting quite good at winning silver and bronze...
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My country of Canada has won its first gold medal today in the most important sport of them all: girl jumping up and down on a trampoline. So take that!
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Well done! Did they finally cotton on to the fact that they get awarded FAR more points if they don't wear a sports-bra?Nibbler wrote:My country of Canada has won its first gold medal today in the most important sport of them all: girl jumping up and down on a trampoline. So take that!
There is far too little bosom bounce in today's athletes.
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Agreed. I think Beijing had compulsory bikinis for the women's beach volleyball. I don't know what the fuck is going on in London.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
There is far too little bosom bounce in today's athletes.
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And don't even get me started on the deplorable lack of camel toe!Nibbler wrote:Agreed. I think Beijing had compulsory bikinis for the women's beach volleyball. I don't know what the fuck is going on in London.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
There is far too little bosom bounce in today's athletes.
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Rangers won 2-1John_fi_Skye wrote:And Queen of the South won 5-2.
Yes its getting quite depressing if we dont beat the kiwis there should be an government enquiry.JimC wrote:We're getting quite good at winning silver and bronze...
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I just watched the replay a little while ago (It aired live at 3:30 a.m. local time. I don't care that much, though my girf did. I guess I missed a helluva party.). It was a squeaker.
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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