JimC is the Latest Performance Enhancing Drug

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JimC is the Latest Performance Enhancing Drug

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:38 pm

...for racehorses. His juice that is. :nono: :hehe:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:40 pm

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Re: JimC is the Latest Performance Enhancing Drug

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:52 pm

To damp the humorous climate, this sounds like hogwash... using an ultra powerful painkiller as a performance enhancer is kind of stupid, as it's a very good way for the horse to get severely damaged in the process... unless the goal is to rig the race, make a nag win, and send it to the knacker's right afterward, I don't see it.
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Post by JimC » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:59 pm

It does contain a reasonable proportion of gin, after all...
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Post by JimC » Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:38 am

Do people want to smoke me, inject me, or simply swallow?

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Post by Jason » Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:26 am

JimC wrote:Do people want to smoke me, inject me, or simply swallow?

:hehe:
Equinophilia? Damn.. not a word.

Anyhow, yes painkillers are used regularly as performance enhancers in horse racing. Since about 6 of my uncle's are trainers, owners, drivers, breeders (of horses [to other horses {only on Ratz would I have to clarify that}]) or otherwise involved in horse racing, I've heard a thing or two about it.

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Post by rasetsu » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:04 am




I believe the word you're looking for is hippophilia. Or necrohippophilia. It's unclear from your post.


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Post by Jason » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:09 am

Security in obscurantism. What do I mean? :ask:

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Post by JimC » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:48 am

rasetsu wrote:I believe the word you're looking for is hippophilia. Or necrohippophilia. It's unclear from your post.
Sounds like flogging a dead horse to me!
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Re: JimC is the Latest Performance Enhancing Drug

Post by rasetsu » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:31 pm





You know, I'll bet if I drank me a bit of Jim you just might find me whinnying.






(Though just as likely naying....)
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Re: JimC is the Latest Performance Enhancing Drug

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:52 pm

rasetsu wrote:You know, I'll bet if I drank me a bit of Jim you just might find me whinnying.






(Though just as likely naying....)

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