A message to the people of Sweden

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A message to the people of Sweden

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:07 pm

Alfred Nobel, Björn Borg, Ingrid Bergman, Dag Hammerskjöld, Anita Ekberg, Ace of Base, Björn & Benny, BJÖRN AND BENNY!

Your boys took one HELL of a beating! :biggrin:
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by Rum » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:09 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Alfred Nobel, Björn Borg, Ingrid Bergman, Dag Hammerskjöld, Anita Ekberg, Ace of Base, Björn & Benny, BJÖRN AND BENNY!

Your boys took one HELL of a beating! :biggrin:
Our guys kicked a ball around a field and got it into a spot you tried to stop us doing, better than you guys did to us!

Yay?

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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by Mallardz » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:13 pm

Well at least we can pretend we care and claim to be better than another nation at football for a brief period.
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by klr » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:44 pm

England v. Sweden never fails to entertain, mostly because neither team can defend properly against another team plays like they do. :biggrin:
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by PsychoSerenity » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:07 pm

I tried my best, but I failed to get excited about this.
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:16 am

I noticed that Alan Hansen is looking increasingly like Carl Sagan
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AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by redunderthebed » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:32 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:I noticed that Alan Hansen is looking increasingly like Carl Sagan
The same fuckwit that said that man utd would win nothing with young players? :ask:

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Well played you bitter old scouse git. :clap:
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by Audley Strange » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:10 am

Lucky England. The ball managed to bounce off one of your players twice and into the goal. If you actually stopped criticising everything your football team does while trying desperately to link it to world war two and supported them, they might be enthused enough to actually play, then they'd be unstoppable (except for in penalties)
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by Svartalf » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:42 am

PsychoSerenity wrote:I tried my best, but I failed to get excited about this.
I'd be very excited if a swedish girl football team wanted to play with my balls.
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by klr » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:33 pm

I'm afraid it was Churchill et al took the beating tonight in the new Swedish national stadium - 4-2.

Just wait until you see Ibrahimović's fourth goal. I've never seen anything like it, but you could see even in real time what he was trying to do. No words will do it justice, so wait until it appears on YouTube. :levi:
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by redunderthebed » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:50 pm

England lost and Australia won for the first time in 40 years in South Kolea! :{D

Psy and the hot dancers in the video clip FBM Ban-ki moon and park ji-sung your boys took a hell of a beating! :biggrin: :tut:
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Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by klr » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:54 pm

Watch and be amazed:

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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by redunderthebed » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:06 pm

I see it but i don't quite believe it. :shock:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by klr » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:13 pm

Thousands of schoolkids are going to be trying that tomorrow morning, and hurting themselves when they land on a concrete playground. :D
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by devogue » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:15 pm

That didn't actually happen. It couldn't possibly happen.

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