A message to the people of Sweden

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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by klr » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:16 pm

devogue wrote:That didn't actually happen. It couldn't possibly happen.
:lol: I understand your incredulity, but I saw it live.

A lot has changed since you left these shores. :tea:
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by devogue » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:22 pm

I never thought this would be bettered...


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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:27 am

I just sat down in the pub tonight - with the game at 3-2 Sweden and 90 minutes on the clock. I glanced away from the screen while I took the first sip of my pint and some bloke at the bar went, "WhatthefuckingfuckBASTARDfuckingBRILLIANT!!1!!"

My mate said, "4-2? How did that happen? Was it a good goal?"

Then we saw the replay... :kingdp:

Why does Sweden always save their best for games against England? They do shit in every major competition! :dunno:
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by SteveB » Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:37 am

Euro 2012 so long ago. Darned Anglophobes! :lay:
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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by klr » Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:13 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I just sat down in the pub tonight - with the game at 3-2 Sweden and 90 minutes on the clock. I glanced away from the screen while I took the first sip of my pint and some bloke at the bar went, "WhatthefuckingfuckBASTARDfuckingBRILLIANT!!1!!"

My mate said, "4-2? How did that happen? Was it a good goal?"

Then we saw the replay... :kingdp:

Why does Sweden always save their best for games against England? They do shit in every major competition! :dunno:
I don't know, but any England - Sweden game is usually worth watching, even without wonder goals like that.

Actually, now that I think of it, England players have scored some rather good goals against Sweden in the past few years:



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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by SPMaximus » Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:22 pm

klr wrote:Watch and be amazed:

pffff
wasnt even Zlatans best goal

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Re: A message to the people of Sweden

Post by redunderthebed » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:26 am

Ibra had god like abilities when he pulled on the famous 'ol shirt of ajax. :swoon:

Well played sir. :clap:
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