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I just sat down in the pub tonight - with the game at 3-2 Sweden and 90 minutes on the clock. I glanced away from the screen while I took the first sip of my pint and some bloke at the bar went, "WhatthefuckingfuckBASTARDfuckingBRILLIANT!!1!!"
My mate said, "4-2? How did that happen? Was it a good goal?"
Then we saw the replay...
Why does Sweden always save their best for games against England? They do shit in every major competition!
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I just sat down in the pub tonight - with the game at 3-2 Sweden and 90 minutes on the clock. I glanced away from the screen while I took the first sip of my pint and some bloke at the bar went, "WhatthefuckingfuckBASTARDfuckingBRILLIANT!!1!!"
My mate said, "4-2? How did that happen? Was it a good goal?"
Then we saw the replay...
Why does Sweden always save their best for games against England? They do shit in every major competition!
I don't know, but any England - Sweden game is usually worth watching, even without wonder goals like that.
Actually, now that I think of it, England players have scored some rather good goals against Sweden in the past few years:
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Ibra had god like abilities when he pulled on the famous 'ol shirt of ajax.
Well played sir.
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The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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