This time it's War! The battle for the smallest trophy in sport begins!
Alas, Ricky of Australia longs not for the dawn as we do.
The Ashes!
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He may be a little long in the tooth, and we may be down in form, but while there are pommy bastards whose ribs need cracking, it's game on!Clinton Huxley wrote:This time it's War! The battle for the smallest trophy in sport begins!
Alas, Ricky of Australia longs not for the dawn as we do.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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I look to see bitter tears run down Ponting's cheeks. Strauss is no Jardine but he will do.
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I think it's time for this again eh Huxley?
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After all the trivial crap on the forum recently, here is a battle worthy of pain!Clinton Huxley wrote:I look to see bitter tears run down Ponting's cheeks. Strauss is no Jardine but he will do.
Perhaps we can make those Yankees understand the sublime passion of cricket!
Or is that a bridge too far...?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Ha ha magnificent!
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"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Cricket is shit. It's this sort of thread that drives people away from forums. 
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Bah, give yourself a willow enema, you sporting philistine.devogue wrote:Cricket is shit. It's this sort of thread that drives people away from forums.
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I saw that.
It's hilarious, the stunt has been pulled before a number of times but the moment the Australian Cricket team does it suddenly they have to 'enforce the law'... despite the fact that it was a projection so no actual vandalism was done.
Hrum...
It's hilarious, the stunt has been pulled before a number of times but the moment the Australian Cricket team does it suddenly they have to 'enforce the law'... despite the fact that it was a projection so no actual vandalism was done.
Hrum...
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Yep true, "philistine" is that cunts middle name. Cricket is the sport of the gods, if there was was such a thing that is.Clinton Huxley wrote:Bah, give yourself a willow enema, you sporting philistine.devogue wrote:Cricket is shit. It's this sort of thread that drives people away from forums.
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John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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But there is such a thing as cricket.Pensioner wrote:Cricket is the sport of the gods, if there was was such a thing that is.
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Ooh just viewed that ad Clinton and I like it.. very stirring... I also quite like that gladiator look ..
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Ha ha, fancy yourself as some Roman dame eyeing the gladitorial beefcake?Elessarina wrote:Ooh just viewed that ad Clinton and I like it.. very stirring... I also quite like that gladiator look ..
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