The Ashes!

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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:44 am

Big, big day tomorrow. England bowlers need to get at the Aussies. Fingernail-biting starts now...
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by JimC » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:30 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:Big, big day tomorrow. England bowlers need to get at the Aussies. Fingernail-biting starts now...
Brisbane wicket usually calms down a bit on the second day...
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:54 am

JimC wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Big, big day tomorrow. England bowlers need to get at the Aussies. Fingernail-biting starts now...
Brisbane wicket usually calms down a bit on the second day...
Mmmm. Australia have plenty of time, too. No need to take any risks. First session tomorrow going to be critical
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Post by redunderthebed » Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:52 am

Got tomorrow off beer and krikket tbh.

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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:38 am

redunderthebed wrote:Got tomorrow off beer and krikket tbh.

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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:14 pm

Wouldn't have been fun if we'd made it too easy. :tea:
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:17 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Wouldn't have been fun if we'd made it too easy. :tea:
Exactly, we choose to do this not because it is easy but because it is hard..
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by JimC » Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:20 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Wouldn't have been fun if we'd made it too easy. :tea:
Exactly, we choose to do this not because it is easy but because it is hard..
As the actress said to the bishop...
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:52 am

220-5 - could go either way. Aussies get a partnership going tomorrow and England have a mountain to climb. Couple of quick wickets in the morning and it's even-stevens. Still, cricket is a game of four halves so there is still everything to play for...
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by JimC » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:31 am

Australia 5 for 436 at tea, Hussey unbeaten on 176, Haddin on 134

Hussey has ended his form slump at just the right time... :woot:
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:32 am

JimC wrote:Australia 5 for 436 at tea, Hussey unbeaten on 176, Haddin on 134

Hussey has ended his form slump at just the right time... :woot:
Never heard the word, 'blip'? :tea:
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by JimC » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:37 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
JimC wrote:Australia 5 for 436 at tea, Hussey unbeaten on 176, Haddin on 134

Hussey has ended his form slump at just the right time... :woot:
Never heard the word, 'blip'? :tea:
BLIP!
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:39 am

See - he's gone! Told you. A blip. :hehe:

Good innings.
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by JimC » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:48 am

Haddin out too, 7 for461...

If asked ysterday, I would have jumped at a lead of 200

And Mitchell Johnson can still do ome damage with the bat...
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:57 am

Oh yes. Johnson can do a lot of damage... to his wicket! :hehe:
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