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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 08, 2009 4:02 pm
klr wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:klr wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Home straight now! Swanny dispatches Taylor for 15 and it's 244/7
At this rate, I won't get to hear a single minute of TMS coverage for this test.

248/8 - you might catch both overs of England's second innings if you run!
Nah, I've got system updates to apply here, and I can only do them after official knocking off-time.
If only the Windies can hang on ...

You were saying...? Fidel Edwards gone for 2 - Broad caught Bresnan
249/9
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 08, 2009 4:25 pm
Goddim!
All out for 256. England need 32 to win. The only question is can they knock 'em off before close of play?
And Notts are 46 without loss - so it is a good day for cricket in my house!

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 08, 2009 5:14 pm
Well that's that. England wrapped things up without dropping a wicket. 1-0 in the series. Disappointing Windies from all accounts.

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by JimC » Fri May 08, 2009 9:01 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Well that's that. England wrapped things up without dropping a wicket. 1-0 in the series. Disappointing Windies from all accounts.

Hmm, coming into some good form, your mob... :hum:
And we just got thrashed in a 20-20 match against Pakistan (only hit and giggle, that stuff)
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by Elessarina » Fri May 08, 2009 9:19 pm
I am a huge cricket fan

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by Existentialist1844 » Fri May 08, 2009 9:22 pm
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by cowiz » Fri May 08, 2009 9:23 pm
Elessarina wrote:I am a huge cricket fan

You're big and you like cricket? Who knew!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat May 09, 2009 1:26 am
pawiz wrote:Elessarina wrote:I am a huge cricket fan

You're big and you like cricket? Who knew!
And you're an insensitive tosser and you like being reminded of the fact - who.... well, everyone knew actually!
And your input into this thread would be MOST welcome El.

Especially since we will be equal on points with your lot at the top of the CC league if we hold out against Somersetshire.
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by Elessarina » Sat May 09, 2009 6:28 am
I don't think i can invest any emotional time into lancashire again.. it's been a hard few years with coming so close twice
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by JimC » Sat May 09, 2009 6:39 am
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Ah, these Americans with their visual puns:
I suppose it has a certain childish appeal... :hum:
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat May 09, 2009 3:37 pm
Woohoo

Notts go top. I thought the bonus points had already been added - but no!
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by JimC » Sat May 09, 2009 8:57 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Woohoo

Notts go top. I thought the bonus points had already been added - but no!
It's funny, I can't get excited by our domestic competition. I have an automatic but tepid allegiance to the Bushrangers (the Victorian team), but little emotional charge...
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:14 pm
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by Geoff » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:56 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Would it be unsportsmanlike to snigger a bit about the once-mighty Aussies being knocked out of the 20-20 world cup? Probably.
Am I going to do it anyway? You bet!!

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by AshtonBlack » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:45 am
AND to Sri Lanka. Muhahahahah!
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