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The Aussie Rules thread
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The lads are playing the saints this weekend its going to be hard but its possible i mean essendon beat them.
I hope the doggies crush the cows.
Good luck against the maggots jim. 
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redunderthebed wrote:The lads are playing the saints this weekend its going to be hard but its possible i mean essendon beat them.![]()
I hope the doggies crush the cows.Good luck against the maggots jim.
And when your mob play the saints (and you could beat 'em, definitely...), can you please leave them battered, bruised and with a few season-ending injuries?
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Shit weekend all round methinks. 
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
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You are dead right there...redunderthebed wrote:Shit weekend all round methinks.
Pies are looking the business, unfortunately...
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won two games in a row 
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redunderthebed wrote:won two games in a row
So did we!
Cats/Pies grandfinal looking quite likely...
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Geeeeezzze those Cats are bad losers! The more they harp on about the free kick ( which was perfectly legit anyway) the more they dig themselve into a hole 
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A Monkey Shaved wrote:Geeeeezzze those Cats are bad losers! The more they harp on about the free kick ( which was perfectly legit anyway) the more they dig themselve into a hole
50/50 decision, IMO...
Can't really complain, though; the whole game was very even. I put the Saints and the Cats (my team) on level pegging form-wise, with the Pies (unfortunately) a tad above, and the Doggies well below...
Hopefully, we will knock of Fremantle next week (easier over here rather than in Perth), then the real battle will be facing the Pies in the semis...
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Great win the Cats last night against the Dockers, a thumping 135 points to 66!
The Magpies next week will be the real challenge...
The Magpies next week will be the real challenge...
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All over red rover...
The Cats got done like a dinner by the Magpies in the Preliminary Final, who must now be firm favourites to take the Flag this year. They will probably be playing the Saints in next week's Grand Final. Can't see the Doggies beating the Sainters tonight...
Oh well, we were in 3 Grand Finals in 3 years, winning two of them, so it was a good run at the top while it lasted...
The Cats got done like a dinner by the Magpies in the Preliminary Final, who must now be firm favourites to take the Flag this year. They will probably be playing the Saints in next week's Grand Final. Can't see the Doggies beating the Sainters tonight...
Oh well, we were in 3 Grand Finals in 3 years, winning two of them, so it was a good run at the top while it lasted...
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You know how the Saints got their name?

...because they are fucking good!!

...because they are fucking good!!
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Go the saints! there is no worse thing than the maggots winning the premiership.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
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Yes everyone I know of who does not go rooting for Collingwood despises Collingwood. It will be the best thing that happened to Australian football if they lost.
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Holy shit its 11 days until the footy is back on CMON THE POWER! 
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Too fucking hot here in Mebourne to be thinking about footy...
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