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Re: American Football

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:20 am

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BRING IT ON BITCH YOU'RE PLAYING THE JETS SOON! :irate: :tup:
Must be nice reminiscing about that Super Bowl win...43 years ago... :bluchz:
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Re: American Football

Post by Ian » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:10 am

Jesus decided not to help Tim Tebow against the Patriots today.

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Re: American Football

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:20 am

Ian wrote:Jesus decided not to help Tim Tebow against the Patriots today.

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Jesus IS a patriot! [cue Star Spangled Banner]
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Re: American Football

Post by redunderthebed » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:48 am

Kansas City beat green bay and kyle orton threw for more yards than aaron rodgers wtf?! :shock:

Philly Eagles go fuck themselves with a sharp object atm. :sulk:
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Re: American Football

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:08 pm

The best touchdown EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: American Football

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:36 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Image
BRING IT ON BITCH YOU'RE PLAYING THE JETS SOON! :irate: :tup:
Must be nice reminiscing about that Super Bowl win...43 years ago... :bluchz:
Wanker. :bored:
Great game on Sunday, ay? :funny:

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Re: American Football

Post by Geoff » Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:32 am

Green Bay have conceded more yards than they've gained, over the season, and they're 14-1? Weird!
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Re: American Football

Post by redunderthebed » Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:36 am

Geoff wrote:Green Bay have conceded more yards than they've gained, over the season, and they're 14-1? Weird!
It what you do with the yards i'd imagine.

Fuck off CES.
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Re: American Football

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:39 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
Fuck off CES.

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Re: American Football

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redunderthebed wrote:
Fuck off CES.

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Re: American Football

Post by Animavore » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:43 pm

Ok! I'm going to bitr. Explain it to me.
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Re: American Football

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:52 pm

Animavore wrote:Ok! I'm going to bitr. Explain it to me.
Oh, well, he likes the New York Jets, who suck, and choke every year even when they can muster a winning season. He's bitter and full of hate and rage because his team hasn't won an NFL championship since January 12, 1969, when this guy was the Jets quarterback:



The far superior New York Giants, however, have appeared in nearly 10% of all Superbowls, and have won three of them, including a monumental win over the much lauded New England Patriots in 2008, in which the underdog Giants felled the seemingly unbeatable Patriots in perhaps the single greatest Superbowl game ever played.



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Re: American Football

Post by Animavore » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:57 pm

I meant explain American Football :oops:
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Re: American Football

Post by Ian » Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:03 pm

Animavore wrote:I meant explain American Football :oops:
The Greatest Sport in the World. :{D

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Re: American Football

Post by Animavore » Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:05 pm

Ian wrote:
Animavore wrote:I meant explain American Football :oops:
The Greatest Sport in the World. :{D
Yes, I'm aware of hurling but I want to know about American Football.
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