The Ashes!

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Re: The Ashes!

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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:26 am

Congratulations are due to Australia for bowling England out for only 513 runs... :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by JimC » Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:34 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Congratulations are due to Australia for bowling England out for only 513 runs... :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:
:nono:

And not a hint of bad weather in sight...

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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:35 am

If you hadn't have Siddle, we'd be closing in on 700 by now!
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Elessarina » Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:58 am

I smell something....

Apologies Jimble (I love you).. G&T? :)

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Re: The Ashes!

Post by JimC » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:07 am

Elessarina wrote:I smell something....

Apologies Jimble (I love you).. G&T? :)
:lol: :tup:

There will be later, certainly. But as soon as I've posted for a bit, I'm off to wield my circular saw, something I only do stone cold sober...

Anyway, I'm keeping a stiff upper lip about the whole sorry business...
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Elessarina » Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:06 am

JimC wrote:
Anyway, I'm keeping a stiff upper lip about the whole sorry business...

I didn't think chaps used botox...

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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:23 pm

I am just a little bit :ab:
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:38 pm

Johnson's gone. 2 more to go now as Harris is sidelined due to injury.
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Elessarina » Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:39 pm

Tick, tock...

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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:50 am

Dum Dum Dum Another one bites the dust!
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:00 am

It's coming home. It's coming home. The urn is coming home!
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Ironclad » Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:00 am

Lovely!
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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Elessarina » Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:11 am

:)

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Re: The Ashes!

Post by Elessarina » Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:36 am

I got into cricket in the World Cup '92... I fell in love with test cricket immediately after.. it is the superior form of the game. I have watched England play badly and fail year after year. This is for me wonderful.. no offence to any Aussies but you have had the upper had and have thrashed us for year after year. For the Ashes 06/07 I took almost all the time off work so I could watch it...and we were battered and I was devastated.. this for me is wonderful. Well done England.. you played well and outplayed Australia. Hussey played awesomely in the series and I feel for him that he failed in this test..

I have a massive bloody mary to drink now!

You'll thrash us again Aussies.. The Ashes are always fun the last 5 years of ashes have been awesome..thanks to all the players :) x

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