The Ashes!
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redunderthebed
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Re: The Ashes!
Don't forget to pack your sunscreen and the urn.
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: The Ashes!
redunderthebed wrote:Don't forget to pack your sunscreen and the urn.
You can have the urn when you claw our cold, dead English hands off it...
Meanwhile, until the Ashes starts, lets have a little bit of this...
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Re: The Ashes!
Only a week to go. I would say, "May the best team win!" but that would be unfair on the hapless ozzies, so I'll just say, "You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in!" 
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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Clinton Huxley
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Can't wait!
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Clinton Huxley
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Aussies? They don't like it up 'em.
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Re: The Ashes!
48 hours to go. I must admit to just a tiny bit of 
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: The Ashes!
Alas, poor Ponting of Australia longs not for the dawn as we do....
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
Re: The Ashes!
It's dawn now, on the upside down half of the world...
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: The Ashes!
England expects that every South African will do his duty....
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
Re: The Ashes!
meh. tennis is boring 
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Re: The Ashes!
HERESY!Animavore wrote:meh. tennis is boring
BURN THE MISBELIEVER!
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Clinton Huxley
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Make him watch an endless loop of Chris Tavare batting. And burn him. A bit.Callan wrote:HERESY!Animavore wrote:meh. tennis is boring
BURN THE MISBELIEVER!
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
Re: The Ashes!
Yes! And then place his remains in a small but tasteful urn...Clinton Huxley wrote:Make him watch an endless loop of Chris Tavare batting. And burn him. A bit.Callan wrote:HERESY!Animavore wrote:meh. tennis is boring
BURN THE MISBELIEVER!
Re: The Ashes!
Callan wrote:Yes! And then place his remains in a small but tasteful urn...Clinton Huxley wrote:Make him watch an endless loop of Chris Tavare batting. And burn him. A bit.Callan wrote:HERESY!Animavore wrote:meh. tennis is boring
BURN THE MISBELIEVER!
who?Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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