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Re: The round ball thread

Postby virphen » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:24 am

Oh, I don't doubt that Shallcross had no intent to hurt Ramsay like he did, but the recklessness of tackles like that is surely a characteristic of "that sort of player"?

The other point on my mind in regards to that incident is what on earth could so called "fans" be thinking when they launch into a rendition of "one leg, he's only got one leg" when a player is that badly hurt. Scum.
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby redunderthebed » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:32 am

virphen wrote:Oh, I don't doubt that Shallcross had no intent to hurt Ramsay like he did, but the recklessness of tackles like that is surely a characteristic of "that sort of player"?

The other point on my mind in regards to that incident is what on earth could so called "fans" be thinking when they launch into a rendition of "one leg, he's only got one leg" when a player is that badly hurt. Scum.


No just a moment of madness methinks and a mistimed tackle more than anything.

I wouldn't call them scum taking the piss out of the opposition is the bread and butter of fans the world over sometimes they overstep the mark and not to mention they were probably pissed as a newt when they did it as it was the late kickoff (if i remember correctly) people brains go when alcohol is involved.

I stand in the north end of hindmarsh stadium Adelaide United's home ground where the fans that will stand up and sing are.When i go to games and its almost always a nighttime/late arvo kickoff.The lads have had at least a good 4 hours of so of swilling beer sometimes more and of course there is from time to time some pretty unsavory chanting and singing because everyone's good judgment is out of the window.

Not saying its right just explaining the reason why it happens in most cases. ;)
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby virphen » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:39 am

I've been in those sorts of crowds, and I know what it's like.

I also know how quickly crowds can sort out arsewipes who take it too far if they have a mind too.

It was a definite minority (most of the Stoke crowd were clapping him off the pitch from what I saw) but they're still scum. Just like the ones who sing about the Munich air disaster to ManUre fans, or those who used to make the hissing sound at sperz. Or those who sung to Beckham that they wanted his kid to get cancer.

Alcohol is not a legal excuse for anything, and it's not a moral excuse for being an utter wanker.
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby J.A.Poisson » Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:30 am

virphen wrote:Why is it whenever there is a brutal, leg-breaking tackle the player who commits it is always described as "not that sort of player".

Does that sort of player not exist? Where are all these leg-breaking types of players hiding, and why are the regular, non leg-breaking players taking all the blame?


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Re: The round ball thread

Postby virphen » Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:56 am

J.A.Poisson wrote:Are you John Nic in disguise?


I can't even read that guy's articles, they bore the pants off me.

Oh, and mind your distribution son :shifty: .
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby klr » Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:55 pm

Man. Utd. 4-0 AC Milan. 7-2 on aggregate. End of the line for this Milan side - how the mighty have fallen.

Real Madrid are out as well, 1-1 against Lyon and 1-2 on aggregate. That's the sixth year in a row the Galacticos have gone out of the Champion's League at the round of 16. :boohoo:

So the two most successful sides in the European Cup/Champion's League are gone. :levi:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby redunderthebed » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:58 pm

klr wrote:That's the sixth year in a row the Galacticos have gone out of the Champion's League at the round of 16. :boohoo:



Yep after buying every player it could get its hands on and expecting to win everything. :funny:

Man Utd after buying a few players and having a team that plays like a team goes and bitchslaps ac milan.

Happy days. :biggrin:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby klr » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:09 pm

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klr wrote:That's the sixth year in a row the Galacticos have gone out of the Champion's League at the round of 16. :boohoo:



Yep after buying every player it could get its hands on and expecting to win everything. :funny:

Man Utd after buying a few players and having a team that plays like a team goes and bitchslaps ac milan.

Happy days. :biggrin:

200 million Euro+ on C. Ronaldo, Kaka, Benzema and Xabi Alonso during the last close season. Benzema can't even get into the team. More money than sense. :lol:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby devogue » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:45 pm

virphen wrote:or those who used to make the hissing sound at sperz.


I couldn't help laughing when at a North London derby the Arsenal fans started singing the following about Spurs new German signing at the time, Jurgen Klinsmann:

(to the tune of Chim Chim Cher-ee from Mary Poppins)

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Klin Klin Cherooooo
First you're a Nazi,
Now you're a Jew....


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Re: The round ball thread

Postby redunderthebed » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:51 pm

^ :funny:

Chelski :funny: :funny: :funny:

and that cunt drogba gets sent off. :woot:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby J.A.Poisson » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:11 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby virphen » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:31 pm

If anyone else watched the Arsenal - West Ham game you'd have seen a perfect example of how fucked up the professional foul rule is at present.

Two players come together in what is pretty much a 50-50, the sort of contact defenders get away with as routine in football. But the linesman sees more than there is and flags it as a foul.

Penalty
Man down for 45 mins
3 game suspension

For what was a very, very soft offence, even if it was an offence.

Surely if a penalty is given that's punishment enough, unless it's a very obvious case of deliberate cheating?
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby redunderthebed » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:37 am

virphen wrote:If anyone else watched the Arsenal - West Ham game you'd have seen a perfect example of how fucked up the professional foul rule is at present.

Two players come together in what is pretty much a 50-50, the sort of contact defenders get away with as routine in football. But the linesman sees more than there is and flags it as a foul.

Penalty
Man down for 45 mins
3 game suspension

For what was a very, very soft offence, even if it was an offence.

Surely if a penalty is given that's punishment enough, unless it's a very obvious case of deliberate cheating?


Nah i was too busy watching man utd beat liverpool. :biggrin:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby virphen » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:32 am

redunderthebed wrote:
Nah i was too busy watching man utd beat liverpool. :biggrin:



Did time curve in such a way that two games played almost 24 hours apart were on at the same time in your part of the world?
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby redunderthebed » Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:02 pm

virphen wrote:
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Nah i was too busy watching man utd beat liverpool. :biggrin:



Did time curve in such a way that two games played almost 24 hours apart were on at the same time in your part of the world?


:oops: Saturday night i was too busy watching burnley lose and the slow slide down to the championship.

Ah well that parachute money will be nice. :levi:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby virphen » Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:20 am

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Re: The round ball thread

Postby Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:18 pm

Chris Kamara is comedy gold! His finger is never very far from the pulse - it's just that his brain often takes a day or two to catch up! :hehe:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby redunderthebed » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:52 pm

Robbie Fowler's club North Queensland Fury have being bailed out like Adelaide United. :( Needless to say Sydney FC are circling willing to pay his exorbitant wages. :roll:

Gold Coast United are apparently going to fold their owner is a muppet that has doomed the club from day 1 if its true tbh. :roll:

I guess if the EPL have no way of vouching the owners of club then how in fuck the A-league going to do the same?. :?
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby redunderthebed » Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:42 am

Alan Young's group has taken over Adelaide United with the official signing and handing over of the license to the group on monday :D :woot:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:51 pm

Funny how there's never any mention of Man U in this thread when they lose. :whistle:

3-0 up and cruising but they blew it. I never thought I would say it but Man United are a one man team these days - as soon as Rooney's ankle went, they fell apart. Chelsea are going to walk the premiership title.
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby redunderthebed » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:28 am

I'll leave it to the haters XC you never fail me. (the reverse is true when they win) :levi:

It took them 30+ matches but burnley finally won away granted at hull but three points is three points. Not to mention the bookies had them at 5.00 to win and i stuck a fiver on it. :biggrin: One of my mates got 7.50 for them to win at another bookie. :lay:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby klr » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:28 pm

Waaay back in August, I wrote:

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klr wrote:AB, why aren't you in here celebrating Burnley beating Man. U.? :dono:

Fuck! I wasn't looking. That is soooooooo sweet. :biggrin:

The goal was an absolute peach. I hope for Burnley's sake this win isn't the highlight of their season.

Sadly, it appears I was right. Back down to the Championship for the Clarets. Sorry, AB. :console:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby redunderthebed » Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:51 am

At least we put up a fight and didn't do a derby county and we got parachute payments and hopefully brian laws tendering his resignation so the future despite this looks bright methinks.
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:05 am

redunderthebed wrote:At least we put up a fight and didn't do a derby county and we got parachute payments and hopefully brian laws tendering his resignation so the future despite this looks bright methinks.

I don't think Man U were that bad. Oh, sorry, one of your other teams. It really is hard to work out to whom your royal 'we' applies sometimes... :tea:
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Re: The round ball thread

Postby redunderthebed » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:15 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:At least we put up a fight and didn't do a derby county and we got parachute payments and hopefully brian laws tendering his resignation so the future despite this looks bright methinks.

I don't think Man U were that bad. Oh, sorry, one of your other teams. It really is hard to work out to whom your royal 'we' applies sometimes... :tea:


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