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Dear G-d

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Aug 07, 2019 12:27 pm

If I unwittingly operate on a homosexual and save his life, will I still go to hell?

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Post by Svartalf » Wed Aug 07, 2019 12:34 pm

Well, since homosexuality is a death sentence by Torah law and an abomination, yes, you are.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Aug 07, 2019 12:37 pm

Well then, with so much at stake it only makes sense that I be able to identify the moral character of patients at a glance.

If only there was some way...

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Post by laklak » Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:29 pm

Can't operate on anyone with tattoos or shaved forelocks.

You can operate on someone who isn't circumcised, as long as you take care of that oversight.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Rum » Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:54 pm

Shellfish - can’t operate on shellfish me.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:34 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:If I unwittingly operate on a homosexual and save his life, will I still go to hell?
Only if you're wearing clothing woven from two different kinds of thread.
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:32 pm

laklak wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:29 pm
Can't operate on anyone with tattoos or shaved forelocks.

You can operate on someone who isn't circumcised, as long as you take care of that oversight.
A little snip here and a little snip there.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:01 pm

Pah, that's no skin off my nose. :tea:
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Post by JimC » Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:00 pm

Don't forget the fornicators!
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Post by Hermit » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:38 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:01 pm
Pah, that's no skin off my nose. :tea:
Is that your way of hinting that we should no longer refer to you as dickface?
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Post by JimC » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:59 pm

:lol:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:08 am

Fuckface?
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:10 am

Hermit wrote:
Brian Peacock wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:01 pm
Pah, that's no skin off my nose. :tea:
Is that your way of hinting that we should no longer refer to you as dickface?
That would be political correctness doing a mental health crisis.
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