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“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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That's a waste of paper. There's got to be an app for it.
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I'm surprised it doesn't say "leave space between you for the Holy Spirit!"
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Conny Lingus? Sweet girl.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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This from the Daily Mail (though it does have it right - lots of other sources - though it doesn't say the Uni apologised and withdrew the requirment):
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... tract.html
What CAN I joke about? Comedian cancels university show after students force him to sign 'behaviour contract' banning sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, transphobia... plus SEVEN other ‘isms’
Konstantin Kisin was sent 'behavioural agreement form' from SOAS union
Asked to sign form stopping him telling jokes that weren't 'respectful and kind'
Student leaders said ban was necessary to preserve the event as a 'safe space'
By ELEANOR HARDING FOR THE DAILY MAIL
PUBLISHED: 22:03, 11 December 2018 | UPDATED: 09:36, 12 December 2018
A comedian has pulled out of a student charity event after being asked to sign a contract banning him from being offensive about almost anything.
Konstantin Kisin was sent a 'behavioural agreement form' which stopped him telling jokes which were not 'respectful and kind'.
The form stated: 'By signing this contract, you are agreeing to our no-tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism.'
Comedian Konstantin Kisin has pulled out of a student charity event organised by Unicef On Campus society at the School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS) +3
Student leaders said the ban was necessary to preserve the event as a 'safe space' and a place for 'joy, love, and acceptance'.
But Mr Kisin, 35, who was born in the Soviet Union, said the demand amounted to a 'threat to freedom of speech' and pulled out.
The fundraising event, scheduled for January 23, is organised by the Unicef On Campus society at the School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS), part of the University of London.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... tract.html
What CAN I joke about? Comedian cancels university show after students force him to sign 'behaviour contract' banning sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, transphobia... plus SEVEN other ‘isms’
Konstantin Kisin was sent 'behavioural agreement form' from SOAS union
Asked to sign form stopping him telling jokes that weren't 'respectful and kind'
Student leaders said ban was necessary to preserve the event as a 'safe space'
By ELEANOR HARDING FOR THE DAILY MAIL
PUBLISHED: 22:03, 11 December 2018 | UPDATED: 09:36, 12 December 2018
A comedian has pulled out of a student charity event after being asked to sign a contract banning him from being offensive about almost anything.
Konstantin Kisin was sent a 'behavioural agreement form' which stopped him telling jokes which were not 'respectful and kind'.
The form stated: 'By signing this contract, you are agreeing to our no-tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism.'
Comedian Konstantin Kisin has pulled out of a student charity event organised by Unicef On Campus society at the School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS) +3
Student leaders said the ban was necessary to preserve the event as a 'safe space' and a place for 'joy, love, and acceptance'.
But Mr Kisin, 35, who was born in the Soviet Union, said the demand amounted to a 'threat to freedom of speech' and pulled out.
The fundraising event, scheduled for January 23, is organised by the Unicef On Campus society at the School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS), part of the University of London.
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Rum wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:05 pmThis from the Daily Mail (though it does have it right - lots of other sources - though it doesn't say the Uni apologised and withdrew the requirment):
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... tract.html
What CAN I joke about? Comedian cancels university show after students force him to sign 'behaviour contract' banning sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, transphobia... plus SEVEN other ‘isms’
Konstantin Kisin was sent 'behavioural agreement form' from SOAS union
Asked to sign form stopping him telling jokes that weren't 'respectful and kind'
Student leaders said ban was necessary to preserve the event as a 'safe space'
By ELEANOR HARDING FOR THE DAILY MAIL
PUBLISHED: 22:03, 11 December 2018 | UPDATED: 09:36, 12 December 2018
A comedian has pulled out of a student charity event after being asked to sign a contract banning him from being offensive about almost anything.
Konstantin Kisin was sent a 'behavioural agreement form' which stopped him telling jokes which were not 'respectful and kind'.
The form stated: 'By signing this contract, you are agreeing to our no-tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism.'
Comedian Konstantin Kisin has pulled out of a student charity event organised by Unicef On Campus society at the School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS) +3
Student leaders said the ban was necessary to preserve the event as a 'safe space' and a place for 'joy, love, and acceptance'.
But Mr Kisin, 35, who was born in the Soviet Union, said the demand amounted to a 'threat to freedom of speech' and pulled out.
The fundraising event, scheduled for January 23, is organised by the Unicef On Campus society at the School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS), part of the University of London.
LOL - "behavioral agreement form..."
Man, whatever generation was giving birth to kids from 1995 to 2000 succeeded where no generation did before. They spawned a generation more uptight and conservative than themselves..... They gave birth to their own parents.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Worst. Generation. Ever. 
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Don't blame the kids - blame their parents. 
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Blame the universities I say. They were always a hothouse of the latest cool radical shit. We harboured a ‘fugitive’ from the ‘pigs’ during the French student ‘revolution’ in my halls of residence when I was 20. We thought we were the shits and about to overthrow the ‘establishment’. No dafter really.
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Yeah, all those shining, optimistic little faces, convinced they're changing the WORLD, man! Then they join CorpWorld, buy a BMW on credit, fill out annual performance self-appraisals, start contributing to their 401K retirement plans, and end up voting Republican.
It has ever been thus, my son.
It has ever been thus, my son.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Really? I vote Labour (think far to the left of Bernie), worked in a system I hoped would help the less advantaged, always without exception felt I was trying to be ethical and true to my ideals, while at the same time collapsing into middle age then old age, cynicism, fatalism and ultimately despair.laklak wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:03 pmYeah, all those shining, optimistic little faces, convinced they're changing the WORLD, man! Then they join CorpWorld, buy a BMW on credit, fill out annual performance self-appraisals, start contributing to their 401K retirement plans, and end up voting Republican.
It has ever been thus, my son.
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What about threesomes?!Forty Two wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:22 pmhttps://consentshop.com/collections/aff ... -means-yes
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Well, for Abe, Beth and Charlene, there would clearly need to be 4 consent forms, one each for the following combinations:pErvinalia wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:54 pmWhat about threesomes?!Forty Two wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:22 pmhttps://consentshop.com/collections/aff ... -means-yes
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