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Post by JimC » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:43 pm

"Slice your rat finely, combine with an equal amount of sugar, simmer for two hours, then place into sterilised jars..."
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Post by Hermit » Fri Jul 12, 2019 7:18 am

Do people from Darmstadt have guts, or just a fat gut?

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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:24 pm

Velcro. You can't explain that shit.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:52 pm

Sticky willy

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Nature's Velcro.
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Post by JimC » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:57 pm

We have something like that (it may actually be that) as a weed in our garden at times. A pain to remove...
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Post by laklak » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:17 pm

If your willy is too sticky use some lube.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:02 am

Scot Dutchy wrote:
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Sticky willy
How dare you! :lay:
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Post by laklak » Wed Jul 17, 2019 2:55 am

Velcro is made from nanobots. One side has Mommy nanobots, and the other side has Daddy nanobots. Daddy nanobots have a part that fits into the Mommy nanobot, so they can stick together.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:32 pm

Why did the Inuits etc settle in a snowy wasteland? Why did the Australian Aborigines and African Bedouins live in the desert? Back in the day there was plenty of land to go around. Why not hang out in more milder climes?
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Post by NineBerry » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:01 pm

Why do Australians live on a continent with poisonous snakes and spiders instead of the cosy European continent?

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:06 pm

Coz we're tough cunts!
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Post by rainbow » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:23 pm

NineBerry wrote:
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Why do Australians live on a continent with poisonous snakes and spiders instead of the cosy European continent?
:whisper: They didn't have any choice :whisper:
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Post by JimC » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:44 pm

When I stroll through the centre of Melbourne, I can scarcely move for the writhing masses of poisonous snakes locked in death battles with hordes of giant spiders, scorpions and centipedes. Still, it hones my survival skills... :tea:
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Post by Tero » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:42 pm

I was once asked if they have traffic lights in Finland, in high school. I explained that they did, and the reindeer, moose and wolves had been trained to obey them. Only the cows wander around aimlessly if let loose.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:06 pm

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