Alien Attack
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Alien Attack
They've surrounded the Earth with their ships and promise to attack at dawn. It's early evening. How do you plan to spend it and the time remaining?
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Re: Alien Attack
What I would do, Crumple, if you let me finish, is talk to the aliens. Try to show them the error of their ways to the best of my ability. Challenge their ideas. Change thought. Provoke change by intelligent debate.
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Re: Alien Attack
Advanced aliens would compensate. No chill.
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Re: Alien Attack
Get the Israelis to pre-emptively attack them, then enjoy the human race's final act on this planet: criticising Israel for its excessive use of force.
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Re: Alien Attack
What could you do? If you're able-bodied move to the local rally point for the Earth Defense Force and do your part soldier. You're in the EDF now!
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Re: Alien Attack
Are they going to read us some of their poetry first?
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There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: Alien Attack
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Re: Alien Attack
I would say, "No speaka the Blark."
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