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Re: Prepper

Post by Cunt » Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:19 am

Animavore wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:15 am
I'm a prepper. Every day I train and prepare for the inevitable far right revolution and subsequent genocide of minorities as the opposing, resisting force.
Do any minorities count? Or do you base support on eye-colour or something equally stupid?
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Re: Prepper

Post by laklak » Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:22 am

I prepare for that Glorious Day when I finally walk side-by-side with my Lord and Savior!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Prepper

Post by Cunt » Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:29 am

You go ahead and walk. If he can't run, I'll leave him behind.
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Re: Prepper

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 27, 2020 3:17 am

I went to the shops today and bought some deodorant. At least I'll smell good during the apocalypse.
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Re: Prepper

Post by rainbow » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:45 am

NineBerry wrote:
Wed Feb 26, 2020 6:48 pm
So, everyone prepping for Corona isolation?
Stocking up on beans and missionaries at the moment.

You?
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Re: Prepper

Post by Hermit » Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:16 am

rainbow wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:45 am
NineBerry wrote:
Wed Feb 26, 2020 6:48 pm
So, everyone prepping for Corona isolation?
Stocking up on beans and missionaries at the moment.

You?
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Re: Prepper

Post by NineBerry » Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:22 am

No, Lots of cans with long-lasting food. Ravioli. Spam. Beans. Fruit in tins. Protein powder.

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Re: Prepper

Post by rainbow » Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:05 pm

Hermit wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:16 am
rainbow wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:45 am
NineBerry wrote:
Wed Feb 26, 2020 6:48 pm
So, everyone prepping for Corona isolation?
Stocking up on beans and missionaries at the moment.

You?
:thinks: Currywurst :thinks:
No. Currywurst is undeutsch.
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Re: Prepper

Post by Hermit » Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:23 pm

rainbow wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:05 pm
Hermit wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:16 am
rainbow wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:45 am
NineBerry wrote:
Wed Feb 26, 2020 6:48 pm
So, everyone prepping for Corona isolation?
Stocking up on beans and missionaries at the moment.

You?
:thinks: Currywurst :thinks:
No. Currywurst is undeutsch.
Ganz aber ich ziehe das Bein
Eisbein? ;)

The term "traditional iron rations" in conjunction with "a bottle, or three, of Apostel Bräu" should have alerted you to the possibility that I was not 100% serious.
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Re: Prepper

Post by Animavore » Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:25 pm

I prepping for Corona dissemination. Currently it's not hitting all the right people.
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Re: Prepper

Post by laklak » Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:32 pm

Not much storage space on the boat, and it will be taken up by alcohol. We'll have to live on fish, oysters, and seaweed.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Prepper

Post by NineBerry » Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:22 pm

Well, the long-lasting food in the supermarkets over here is sold out, I hear.

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Re: Prepper

Post by rainbow » Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:25 am

NineBerry wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:22 pm
Well, the long-lasting food in the supermarkets over here is sold out, I hear.
We in Africa eat roots and leaves, so we'll be OK.
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