Grade 'A 1+' Mystery In Your Life?

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Grade 'A 1+' Mystery In Your Life?

Post by cronus » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:58 am

Not many have happened to me. Bought some glasses. One pair. House is untidy and now have two identical pairs of glasses. Same prescription and everything. Only brought one pair home from the opticians. It's a mystery? Might be the Mandela effect, parallel universe stuff? :read:
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Post by Tero » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:28 am

?? The glasses are the mystery. I have assorted old pairs. None of them are identical. I have maybe 6 pair left. One pair I have cannibalized the nose pads from to fix a newer pair.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:12 pm

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Post by Tero » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:49 pm

Did you try wanking?
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Post by cronus » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:47 pm

Tero wrote:Did you try wanking?
Yeah. He did. :ask:
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Post by Tero » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:00 pm

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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:15 pm

Why is there always a teaspoon at the bottom of the washing up bowl when you tip the water away? Science can't explain that now can it, eh??
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:22 pm

I fell out of an apartment window as a kid and landed on the sidewalk. I was rushed to the hospital where they said I suffered no major injuries. That's the story anyway. :freak:

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:13 pm

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Post by JimC » Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:59 pm

The rapidly sinking level in bottles of gin perplexes me no end...
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:41 pm

one big mystery is how and when I ever fell in love with my current Dulcinea, she never made a thing to try and induce me, and I can't even remember exactly when or through what thought processes my feelings for her evolved from a mild, inoffensive crush to a full on insane raging passion.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:03 pm

JimC wrote:The rapidly sinking level in bottles of gin perplexes me no end...
I always have the same with beer bottles. They never seem to last as long. Heineken came out with a 15 cl. bottle and nobody knew why.

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Post by Tero » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:54 pm

The missing glove situation is worse. I put the survivor on display in the garage. The pair has a week to show up, then both are marked as " end of service."

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Post by Tero » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:16 pm

The gloves are now happily united.

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Re: Grade 'A 1+' Mystery In Your Life?

Post by NineBerry » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:45 pm

After moving to a new city, I noticed walking past a dentist's practice. I went in to ask for an appointment for checking my teeth. I was asked whether I would have time right now. I had. So I went in to the dentist. He found a cavity and offered to do a filling right away. So I had the filling done.

Some months later I again went to the same street for another check up and couldn't find the dentist. So I looked for another dentist. And the new dentist as well as several other dentists since assured me that I don't have a single filling in my teeth.

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