What Would You Do With Real Invisibility?

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Re: What Would You Do With Real Invisibility?

Post by Animavore » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:38 pm

I might sneak into somewhere with top security. Somewhere like The White House. And keep leaving little notes telling them I can get them any time I want and freak them out to bits.
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Post by JimC » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:03 pm

I think I would get a little creepy... :shifty:
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Re: What Would You Do With Real Invisibility?

Post by Rum » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:28 pm

laklak wrote:I'd go to the girl's loo and watch them pee. Prolly have a wank, too.
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Post by Ian 2.0 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:03 am

I'd use my power for evil, though I'd surely tell myself I was doing some good.

I'd get away with stealing a fortune from banks, making myself rich. The banks would hardly notice, but I could do a lot of good for my family and others.

Then I'd covertly assassinate some people who richly deserve it. It would make the world a better place.

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Re: What Would You Do With Real Invisibility?

Post by Svartalf » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:32 am

nothing as the girls I would like to spy on could get away from me on a bike without even trying to
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Re: What Would You Do With Real Invisibility?

Post by JimC » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:34 am

It would be amusing to see a bike ridden by an invisible Svarty pursuing pretty young girls on bikes all over Paris...
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Re: What Would You Do With Real Invisibility?

Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:27 am

There's no point doing a crime. You'd never be able to carry the loot away without attracting attention.
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Re: What Would You Do With Real Invisibility?

Post by NineBerry » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:36 am

A much cooler ability would be the ability to freeze time around you.

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Re: What Would You Do With Real Invisibility?

Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:30 am

And then you die of suffocation.

Really, all superpowers are kind of problematic.
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Re: What Would You Do With Real Invisibility?

Post by rainbow » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:14 am

Put superglue on the toilet seats of all politicians.

This would create a new meaning to a "sitting of parliament".
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