Your Rules For A Good Life ??

Post by **cronus** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:40 pm

I only have three and two of those involve not getting caught.

Post by **Tyrannical** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:48 pm

Don't sweat about what's not important.
See rule one.
See rule two.

Post by **Tyrannical** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:49 pm

Oh, and I don't follow the rules and sometimes get incredibly stressed or upset about the most minor things.

Post by **laklak** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:51 pm

1) Keep your powder dry
2) Never give them your real name
3) If nobody saw it, it didn't happen

Post by **Hermit** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:54 pm

Crumple wrote:I only have three and two of those involve not getting caught.

My first two are the same as yours. My third rule is to deny, deny, deny, when caught.

Post by **Brian Peacock** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:57 pm

I only have two rules:

Eat plenty of carrots.
Never have a wank on the bus.

Post by **JimC** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:06 pm

Most of mine involve gin...

Post by **Rum** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:28 pm

I have only one that I consciously follow and that is to be as kind as I can to other people.

Post by **Ian 2.0** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:58 pm

Project integrity
Hide your weaknesses
Duty before pleasure

Post by **Svartalf** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:31 pm

Have a fuck whenever you can
don't get drunk in the presence of the woman you love
keep learning all you can

Post by **pErvinalia** » Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:01 am

Whatever mine are they clearly don't work.

Post by **rainbow** » Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:43 am

The Ten Commandments, bust mainly "Thou shalt not lust over thy neighbour's donkey"

Post by **Svartalf** » Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:49 am

but his wife and servant are fine, right?

Post by **Brian Peacock** » Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:04 pm

Because the law requires it be posted at least once every quarter...

Post by **Strontium Dog** » Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:43 pm

1. Do no harm
2. If someone tries to harm you, disregard rule 1

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