Creative solutions for our gun problem

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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by Tero » Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:01 pm

Those 10 that come out can keep the two guns. Excess over 2 is cofiscated.

Or you can avoid the whole thing and keep 1 gun if you fill out National Gun Permit form. You are then allowed to carry your gun in all states. Local rules may apply so you will carry it unloaded and locked up except inside your home or hotel room. Some places you may want to shoot cockroaches or bed bugs.

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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Oct 04, 2017 2:59 pm

You have to skol beer every time the word "gun" is mentioned in the media. Pretty soon everyone will be too pissed to stand up (let alone shoot anyone).
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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by Faithfree » Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:26 am

Every time you go to purchase a gun you need to survive one game of Russian Roulette. While this would decrease single gun ownership somewhat, it would greatly decrease the number of people able to amass a large cache of weapons. :cheer:
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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by rainbow » Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:41 am

Faithfree wrote:Every time you go to purchase a gun you need to survive one game of Russian Roulette. While this would decrease single gun ownership somewhat, it would greatly decrease the number of people able to amass a large cache of weapons. :cheer:
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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by Rum » Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:05 am

You are allowed to conceal your weapon. But all guns have to be this big.
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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by laklak » Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:31 pm

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Require all gun owners to wear straw boaters.
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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:28 pm

Lose WW3.

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