Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

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Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by cronus » Wed Jul 27, 2016 9:35 pm

When is a religion not a religion? When it is counterfeit. And so we have The Pope using a very old chess move to outwit a sleeping world whilst declaring war on 1.6 billion Muslamics.... :coffee:

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:04 am

What the fuck are you on about now?
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Re: Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by JimC » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:25 am

To quote Stalin:

"How many divisions does the vatican have?"
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Re: Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by cronus » Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:32 am

JimC wrote:To quote Stalin:

"How many divisions does the vatican have?"
USSR got zeroed in the war of ideas. Don't underestimate how many divisions the Vatican has up its sleeves in a time of Crusade.
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Re: Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:56 am

except nowadays, there would be damn few crusaders if the pope called one, and they'd be damn ill equipped because most states prevent their non military citizens from accessing military grade gear.
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Re: Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by Hermit » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:10 am

The Pope has an army still. It's called the Swiss Guard.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:28 am

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Re: Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:30 am

yeah right, he still would need to call in Italian forces should there be major trouble in Vatican City, let alone project his forces...
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Re: Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by cronus » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:32 am

It's the Roman Catholic agents of the Vatican in the field who will direct the next war, the one against Islam. Most people have simple ideas about the new world war we are in. Chess is easy. The human animals next move is harder to predict. World got eight move players, three move players and Rationalia. That's all it's got.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:55 am

Humph, I would have guessed that you're a Mikhail Tal fan.


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Re: Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by cronus » Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:26 am

Don't play Chess that well. I read about it. It's like this new world war that's brewing. No point risking a losing move that'd cost my life. :coffee:
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Re: Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by NineBerry » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:31 am

The pope actually spoke about a war of the true followers of religions and those that have no religion. (EVIL ATHEISTS)

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Re: Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by JimC » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:41 am

That's us, I guess... :sigh:
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Re: Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:42 am

Would it be too much to ask the random one whether he could provide a link to whatever it is you lot are talking about? I saw one facebook post about the Pope this arvo. Didn't see him saying anything particularly noteworthy.
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Re: Did The Pope Declare War On Islam Today?

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:10 am

Crumple wrote:Don't play Chess that well. I read about it. It's like this new world war that's brewing. No point risking a losing move that'd cost my life. :coffee:
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