How Rationalia Needs To Change

[cronus]

It's time to revamp and reboot our 'Outside the box' relative flexibility. A upgraded model will offer responsive logistical concepts. The remaining posters need to get on-message about a compatible logistical matrix approach. A social media consultant might recommend global relative mobility. And offer a understanding in total modular capability. As posters we need to get on-message about our post-millennial logistical concepts. Rationalia really can't fail with millennial monitored mobility.

[Jason]

Wut? You talk like we're an outmoded newsrag that has to update. We're doing good to maintain our poo-brown distribution numbers.

What did you have in mind? Like a subreddit or something?

[Jason]

To be honest, I'm somewhat nonplussed at the idea of swelling our membership with new blood. Mixing metaphors is a trick it take new dogs a coons age to learn and they have to be house-broken - especially if they're used to throwing their shit around being acceptable adult discourse - and they've probably never even conceived of real social intercourse, let alone have the stomach for a sustained back and forth. If dissemination is your point, I think trickle-down economics works better at preserving a valid social strata than Leninism. Marxism is all well and good if saturated with sufficient levels of post-structuralist seminal fluids, but that's pretty advanced stuff for most people, many of whom are still wrestling with binary states of existence and nonexistence and are by no means ready to tackle transdimensional physics.

Long answer short: I don't want to turn Ratz into an intellectual slum - we're highly gentrified here and I enjoy the ambiance; when there is some ambiance to be had.

[laklak]

More tits, that's the ticket.

[cronus]

More tits, that's the ticket.

That's what I said, in a manner of speaking, with hindsight.

[Jason]

That's what I said!

[Sean Hayden]

[cronus]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34975365

The brand name you'll never forget

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[Sean Hayden]

[Forty Two]

More tits, that's the ticket.

[laklak]

Typical cisgendered male. I'm talking about little birdies.

[Forty Two]

Typical cisgendered male. I'm talking about little birdies.

You're such a heterophobe. I mean, you think that I have a choice here or something? I was born this way.

[pErvinalia]

If you genuinely want more members, you've either got to post more outside the pub and other hidden sections, or just open the hidden sections up. From the outside world, it probably looks like there's about 2 or 3 topics a day with a couple of lame arse replies. If you opened the Pub up to the outside world, you'd get a lot more cool funny types here, I reckon. Although, all our tasteless private homophobic and racist and sexist jokes will be unleashed without context. We remember what happened last time the internetz found out we made a rape joke here...

[Tero]

More tits, that's the ticket.

Yes, topics are boring. My wet city this morning should be: my wet cunt this morning.

[pErvinalia]

My wet shitty this morning? I've had a couple of those before..