Internet question
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Internet question
I've often wondered.
What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?
I spose we'll never know.
What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?
I spose we'll never know.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Re: Internet question
They've already met. And met, and met and met.mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.
What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?
I spose we'll never know.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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Well this being the internet, we'll first need to define your terms ultimate dick and immovable cunt. This will take pages and pages of discussion and argument, carried out ad nauseum to interminable lengths and ultimately accomplishing very little. There will be those whose position will be that these are meaningless or indefinable terms. Others will insist that these terms can in fact be defined, but no will be able to agree on what precisely those definitions are. Another camp may say the terms are definable but irrelevant. And then others may question the erroneous assumptions inherent in your presentation of these terms in the first place. Still others may...mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.
What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?
I spose we'll never know.
...well, you get the idea.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Not sure I get the thrust of your argument hereHermit wrote:They've already met. And met, and met and met.mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.
What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?
I spose we'll never know.

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Internet question
Here's a hint: The meetings between the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt are hidden in plain view.tattuchu wrote:Not sure I get the thrust of your argument hereHermit wrote:They've already met. And met, and met and met.mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.
What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?
I spose we'll never know.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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No but I said thrust. *giggle*Hermit wrote:Here's a hint: The meetings between the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt are hidden in plain view.tattuchu wrote:Not sure I get the thrust of your argument hereHermit wrote:They've already met. And met, and met and met.mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.
What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?
I spose we'll never know.

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Heyeah. I feel a little embarrassed for not noticing how you slipped that in.tattuchu wrote:No but I said thrust. *giggle*Hermit wrote:Here's a hint: The meetings between the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt are hidden in plain view.tattuchu wrote:Not sure I get the thrust of your argument hereHermit wrote:They've already met. And met, and met and met.mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.
What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?
I spose we'll never know.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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Of course, in real life, the ultimate dick turns out to be an insignificant little squirt, and the immovable cunt is just a silly arse.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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First, one must establish an appropriate metaphysical stance...
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Is that the one where they bend over and hold their ankles?JimC wrote:First, one must establish an appropriate metaphysical stance...
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Depends. The volume of the semen is the thing. There might be a tsunami somewhere.
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