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All Dead By Morning

Post by cronus » Sat May 10, 2014 6:04 pm

You know you'll die in your sleep tonight. Does it help to know your future so well? :read:
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Post by Blind groper » Sat May 10, 2014 8:50 pm

I won't go to bed. If I am awake, I cannot die in my sleep. So there!

Actually, I kinda like Woody Allen's view. He said :" I do not want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to get it by not dying."

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Post by Svartalf » Sat May 10, 2014 10:44 pm

:pawiz: and no thanks for ruining my night
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Post by tattuchu » Sat May 10, 2014 10:57 pm

Cool. I'm tired of this shit :smoke:

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by JimC » Sat May 10, 2014 10:59 pm

I woke up just fine, so :Erasb:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 11, 2014 1:19 am

The "self" is an awareness state. So when you are unconscious, you have no self. I.e. "you" die each time you go to sleep.
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Post by Tero » Sun May 11, 2014 2:26 am

You could just set a date, Jan 13, 2042. You would just get run over by a bus. Full control!

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Re: All Dead By Morning

Post by cronus » Sun May 11, 2014 3:24 am

Quiet on this thread today. Hypnosis works? :{D
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Post by FBM » Sun May 11, 2014 3:41 am

:wake: Reckon not.
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Re: All Dead By Morning

Post by Hermit » Sun May 11, 2014 4:01 am

Scumple wrote:Quiet on this thread today.
Stop whingeing. I've already given it all the attention it deserves, and with this post even more than that.
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Re: All Dead By Morning

Post by Ayaan » Sun May 11, 2014 5:15 am

Meh. Death is one of the few certainties life. It comes to us all eventually. Actually, when my time comes, dying painlessly in my sleep would suit me just fine.
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