You'll Go Out Like A Candle So Why Do You Bother?

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You'll Go Out Like A Candle So Why Do You Bother?

Post by cronus » Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:10 pm

There's no afterlife. A million years from now and everything you've achieved will be so much dust. Why do you bother? Why not drink a couple of bottles of whisky and make easier choices? :tup:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:13 pm

Why do you bother?
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:15 pm

I'm not in any hurry to get snuffed, I intend to go like Attila : a heart attack while banging a girl 40 years my junior.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:23 pm

Best get a move on while someone 40 years your junior still counts as a girl.
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:24 pm

For now, I'd be a pedophile if I tried that stunt.
and even when I'm 80 a 40 yo will be "that kid".
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Post by JimC » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:24 pm

My genes are making me bother...
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:39 pm

Your genes are selfish.
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Post by JimC » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:52 pm

Some of them are shellfish...

Particularly the ones that give me muscles...
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:55 pm

I agree with Jim. There's an innate drive to survive, otherwise we wouldn't have.
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Post by Hermit » Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:21 pm

[copypasta]What I do now, affects those around me and those effects reverberate through following generations. While not wanting to sound mystical, each of us is a link of the great chain of being. I do like the apocryphal Luther quote (apparently it did not appear in written form until 1944) "Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."[/copypasta]
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Post by cronus » Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:59 am

I blame the limits of human intelligence. A smarter animal would not have spent a century at war with itself over territory and resources. Would have stopped religion in it's beginning. Would be living for today on a party planet.

Take drugs? It goes without saying 'inner space' is as deeply mysterious as outer space. And maybe outer space should be qualified as a special subset of 'inner space' since we can't be aware of our surroundings except via the biochemistry of our brains. Which means we should be treating 'drug adventurers/tripternauts' with the same adulation as we do astronauts. Their chemical enterprises taking place in pristine labs rather than in cellars underground. The war on drugs seen as the barbarism it is. :prof:
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Re: You'll Go Out Like A Candle So Why Do You Bother?

Post by Drewish » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:20 am

Babies smiling, tasty food, kick ass rock ballads, playing games with friends, sex, laughing at people's stupidity, and all those things while drunk (especially the drunken smiling babies)!
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:03 am

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Best get a move on while someone 40 years your junior still counts as a girl.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:05 am

I'm pretty sure the existentialist philosophers worked all this out 200 years ago...
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Re: You'll Go Out Like A Candle So Why Do You Bother?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:11 am

Scumple wrote:There's no afterlife. A million years from now and everything you've achieved will be so much dust. Why do you bother?
Because the alternative would be really painful.

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