Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

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Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by cronus » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:02 am

Is it possible to be too smart? Too quick witted, and have too much knowledge? :prof:
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:14 am

Scumple wrote:Is it possible to be too smart? Too quick witted, and have too much knowledge? :prof:
You'll never know. :tea:
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by FBM » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:18 am

Being aware of a large number of possibilities can be crippling and lead to prolonged indecision, in my experience. Unwillingness or inability to commit wholeheartedly to a particular "program."
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:31 am

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Scumple wrote:Is it possible to be too smart? Too quick witted, and have too much knowledge? :prof:
You'll never know. :tea:
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by cronus » Sat Mar 08, 2014 6:20 am

rEvolutionist wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Scumple wrote:Is it possible to be too smart? Too quick witted, and have too much knowledge? :prof:
You'll never know. :tea:
:hehe:
Too mice fell into a vat of milk. The smart mouse knew he'd drown in the milk, gave up. That mouse drowned. But the other mouse being dumb as shit....kept swimming around in circles in the vat of milk. After a couple of days the milk curdled and as it hardened into cheese he found he could climb on it and out of the vat. I'll keep swimming in circles and wait and see what happens.... :read:
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by JimC » Sat Mar 08, 2014 6:49 am

Being vastly more intelligent than the intellectual pigmies that surround me has always been a challenge. I have met this challenge with dignified fortitude...
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by Audley Strange » Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:02 am

Scumple wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Scumple wrote:Is it possible to be too smart? Too quick witted, and have too much knowledge? :prof:
You'll never know. :tea:
:hehe:
Too mice fell into a vat of milk. The smart mouse knew he'd drown in the milk, gave up. That mouse drowned. But the other mouse being dumb as shit....kept swimming around in circles in the vat of milk. After a couple of days the milk curdled and as it hardened into cheese he found he could climb on it and out of the vat. I'll keep swimming in circles and wait and see what happens.... :read:
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:43 am

I think you meant to say, "whose plans always fail..." :nono:
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by Hermit » Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:48 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I think you meant to say, "whose plans always fail..." :nono:
I was wondering how many of Audley Strange's grammatical clangers you'd let pass before pouncing on one.
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by SteveB » Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:26 am

I thought he was a righter or whatnot.
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by Rum » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:12 pm

I'm sadly only too clever by a quarter.

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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by laklak » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:36 pm

.3127 to be precise, Captain.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by Audley Strange » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:06 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I think you meant to say, "whose plans always fail..." :nono:
Yes I did. Well done.
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by Audley Strange » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:12 pm

SteveB wrote:I thought he was a righter or whatnot.
Yep. And when someone pays me to worry about punctuation, spelling and grammar on a forum, I'll worry about it. Until then you'll all have to endure my sloppy typing since I don't give a fuck if it bothers anyone.
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Re: Too Clever By Half, Can You Be?

Post by MiM » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:30 pm

Scumple wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Scumple wrote:Is it possible to be too smart? Too quick witted, and have too much knowledge? :prof:
You'll never know. :tea:
:hehe:
Too mice fell into a vat of milk. The smart mouse knew he'd drown in the milk, gave up. That mouse drowned. But the other mouse being dumb as shit....kept swimming around in circles in the vat of milk. After a couple of days the milk curdled and as it hardened into cheese he found he could climb on it and out of the vat. I'll keep swimming in circles and wait and see what happens.... :read:
Obviously your "smart mouse" mouse wasn't very smart. On the contrary he didn't know enough, and what's worse, he was way too confident in his own knowledge. This is a well known thing, usually referred to as the Dunning-Krueger effect. Dumbasses usually think they are much cleverer than they are. :prof:
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