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How much can be removed from the human form....

Post by cronus » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:12 pm

.....before death occurs? The reason I ask is going through the tourist part of the city the other day I spied a peculiar accordion player missing not only his legs but around a quarter of his torso above the hips. Couldn't figure it and was most peculiar. The next day going past the same spot I noticed he was sat on a drain cover? Was it a con? Is it possible to be missing parts above the hips? Should have toppled him like a wibbly-wobbly thing and seen what happens and maybe will next time?
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Post by Animavore » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:12 pm

Everything but the brain.
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Post by cronus » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:37 pm

Here he is. Good thing I didn't test my hypothesis, seems he's real. :tup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... music.html
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Post by tattuchu » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:10 pm

Yes, seen those "half" people before. I always wondered how they, uh, function down there where there is nothing but ought to be something.
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Post by tattuchu » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:41 pm

Oh, so this guy was an amputee. But some people are born like this. And then there was that Korean (I think?) policeman (I think?) that got bisected in a traffic accident and somehow survived.
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Post by JimC » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:57 pm

Interesting experimental challenge for the evil Insectoid Overlords, when they finally arrive...
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Post by mistermack » Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:48 pm

Fuck, I did't know busking was illegal.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:52 pm

I figure you need the major organs, heart, liver, kidneys, lungs and brain. And a bladder and stomach too. If you could stuff all that in the top half of the body, then I figure you'd still work.
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Post by rasetsu » Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:27 pm




Actually, many parts of the brain can go as well. If we're talking biologically human, everything but a single cell. If we're talking mentally human, even a brain isn't necessary. Just the right pattern and process. If we're talking original equipment mentally, a good chunk of the brain is needed, but by no means all of it (things like visual and auditory cortices can be lost and still preserve the 'humanness').



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Post by Seth » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:38 pm

rasetsu wrote:Actually, many parts of the brain can go as well. If we're talking biologically human, everything but a single cell. If we're talking mentally human, even a brain isn't necessary. Just the right pattern and process. If we're talking original equipment mentally, a good chunk of the brain is needed, but by no means all of it (things like visual and auditory cortices can be lost and still preserve the 'humanness').
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:34 am

Yeah. Ratsetsu's bottom is necessary for my humanness... :naughty:
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