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You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Mon May 10, 2010 8:09 pm

Let's say you started existing 5 seconds ago.

All of these memories implanted into your head never happened.
All of the facts you were told are true, but you weren't told them.
You're up to date with everything, really, but you just started existing 5 seconds ago.

You can't prove that you had a life before, nor can you prove that you didn't. However, you existed only 5 seconds ago.

... Dunno, just philosophy. :dono:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon May 10, 2010 8:19 pm

And in another 5 seconds we will all cease t
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Post by Comte de Saint-Germain » Mon May 10, 2010 8:20 pm

Considering there is no empirical evidence to support this 'idea', it's more useful to work with the 'alternative' hypothesis (indeed theory) that we didn't. More importantly, it provides no answers, only raises more questions, which makes it essentially bad philosophy.

Just because something is cute (read: unfalsifiable) doesn't mean it is philosophy.
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon May 10, 2010 8:21 pm

I know I didn't come into existence 5 minutes ago, because the bruising has taken a month to go down.

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Post by Link » Mon May 10, 2010 8:29 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:I know I didn't come into existence 5 minutes ago, because the bruising has taken a month to go down.

Ah you were created with the bruising partially healed of course!

This idea has been explored before, Anyone that hasn't read it yet should have a look at this link The Church of Last Thursday

It was created as a response to the Creotard assertion that God could have made the world 6000 years ago to make it look exactly like it was 4.7 Billion Yrs Old :hehe:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon May 10, 2010 8:31 pm

Link wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:I know I didn't come into existence 5 minutes ago, because the bruising has taken a month to go down.

Ah you were created with the bruising partially healed of course!

This idea has been explored before, Anyone that hasn't read it yet should have a look at this link The Church of Last Thursday

It was created as a respons ethe the Creotard assertion that God could have made the world 6000 years ago to make it look exactly like it was 4.7 Billion Yrs Old :hehe:
But I've got video of the bruising when it was fresh. I'd show you but ... um ... I can't. :shifty:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 10, 2010 8:32 pm

That's right you can't. :coffee:
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Post by Tails Turrosaki » Mon May 10, 2010 8:52 pm

Comte de Saint-Germain wrote:Considering there is no empirical evidence to support this 'idea', it's more useful to work with the 'alternative' hypothesis (indeed theory) that we didn't. More importantly, it provides no answers, only raises more questions, which makes it essentially bad philosophy.

Just because something is cute (read: unfalsifiable) doesn't mean it is philosophy.
I thought philosophy was supposed to raise questions... :think:
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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon May 10, 2010 8:53 pm

Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Comte de Saint-Germain wrote:Considering there is no empirical evidence to support this 'idea', it's more useful to work with the 'alternative' hypothesis (indeed theory) that we didn't. More importantly, it provides no answers, only raises more questions, which makes it essentially bad philosophy.

Just because something is cute (read: unfalsifiable) doesn't mean it is philosophy.
I thought philosophy was supposed to raise questions... :think:
Just be careful you don't bruise 'em.

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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Mon May 10, 2010 8:54 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Comte de Saint-Germain wrote:Considering there is no empirical evidence to support this 'idea', it's more useful to work with the 'alternative' hypothesis (indeed theory) that we didn't. More importantly, it provides no answers, only raises more questions, which makes it essentially bad philosophy.

Just because something is cute (read: unfalsifiable) doesn't mean it is philosophy.
I thought philosophy was supposed to raise questions... :think:
Just be careful you don't bruise 'em.
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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Comte de Saint-Germain » Mon May 10, 2010 9:09 pm

Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Comte de Saint-Germain wrote:Considering there is no empirical evidence to support this 'idea', it's more useful to work with the 'alternative' hypothesis (indeed theory) that we didn't. More importantly, it provides no answers, only raises more questions, which makes it essentially bad philosophy.

Just because something is cute (read: unfalsifiable) doesn't mean it is philosophy.
I thought philosophy was supposed to raise questions... :think:
No, that's a job description of a philosopher to get funding. Good philosophy is a whole different ballgame.
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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Mon May 10, 2010 9:13 pm

Comte de Saint-Germain wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Comte de Saint-Germain wrote:Considering there is no empirical evidence to support this 'idea', it's more useful to work with the 'alternative' hypothesis (indeed theory) that we didn't. More importantly, it provides no answers, only raises more questions, which makes it essentially bad philosophy.

Just because something is cute (read: unfalsifiable) doesn't mean it is philosophy.
I thought philosophy was supposed to raise questions... :think:
No, that's a job description of a philosopher to get funding. Good philosophy is a whole different ballgame.
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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by charlou » Tue May 11, 2010 10:39 am

Tails Turrosaki wrote:Let's say you started existing 5 seconds ago.

All of these memories implanted into your head never happened.
All of the facts you were told are true, but you weren't told them.
You're up to date with everything, really, but you just started existing 5 seconds ago.

You can't prove that you had a life before, nor can you prove that you didn't. However, you existed only 5 seconds ago.

... Dunno, just philosophy. :dono:
Your 5 seconds must be a long time, then... and variable for each person ...

Philosophy shouldn't circumvent physical reality. Evolution, conception, development, growth, maturity, aging ... those things don't happen in 5 seconds ... not in the 5 seconds we currently conceive of and agree on.
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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Animavore » Tue May 11, 2010 10:49 am

I'm travelling close to the speed of light. My 5 seconds began aeons ago in your time and thus negates your question :hmph:
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