Islam - How Awful Is It?

[Hermit]

Soccer definitely is a religion.

Dortmund. QED.

SV Darmstadt 98, fuck you.



11/02/17 SV Darmstadt 98 - Borussia Dortmund 2 : 1

[NineBerry]

No, you cannot say anything negative about Dortmund on this terrible day!

[Hermit]

No, you cannot say anything negative about Dortmund on this terrible day!

Actually, I could, but I didn't. I let the result speak for itself instead.

[NineBerry]

Well, this does at least remove people from Darmstadt from the list of potential terrorists.

[Hermit]

What about the ones that have removed themselves to the antipodes?

[NineBerry]

How would you plant a bomb in Germany from Australia? You'd need very long arms for that. Or a drone with a huge battery.

[NineBerry]

Coincidence or not?

[Hermit]

How would you plant a bomb in Germany from Australia?

Why would I want to? Germany is fucked already. Besides, there are a million Syrian terrorists already who will plant bombs if they find anything that isn't yet.

Coincidence or not?

See? All good.

[NineBerry]

Darn. What a disappointment. Islamists again and not soccer fans...

[pErvinalia]

Why did they want to blow up a soccer team?

[laklak]

Because soccer is a pussy game and they're Manly Men.

[NineBerry]

I could understand wanting to blow up Schalke 04. They have a controversial verse about Mohammed in their team hymn (*), but why Borussia Dortmund, I have no idea.

(*) "Mohammed war ein Prophet, der vom Fußballspielen nichts versteht. Doch aus all der schönen Farbenpracht hat er sich das Blau und Weiße ausgedacht."

[pErvinalia]

Because soccer is a pussy game and they're Manly Men.

That's a good point. They probably saw some pretty-boy rolling all over the ground after being gently brushed by an opposing player, and figured they are all gay.

[laklak]

They aren't?

[pErvinalia]