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Re: GOP Primaries/Caucuses Discussions, Jokes and Prediction

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Apr 16, 2016 12:50 am

Seth wrote:
piscator wrote:Trump's speech isn't any freer than other Americans who understand he's woefully unfit for office.
What the fuck does that even mean? One's right to free speech isn't dependent on one's intelligence or fitness for anything, including public office.
Trump will lose anyway. Not only because of Trump's jugaloo dictator personal qualities, but because too many would-be Trump voters either can't get to their polling place, or just can't fill in a ballot correctly.
Listen, if the ignorant dependent-class ghetto dwellers and illiterate non-english-speaking illegal immigrants who are currently being "registered to vote" can do so thanks to the Democrat machine that's trying to make it easy enough that a microcephalic Zika baby can do so, us rednecks won't have any problem, so thanks, Democrats.

The thing Trump has going for him is that he has the ability to connect with his audience and spark them to action in what's becoming unprecedented numbers. However stupid you might think Trump-favoring rednecks might be, they still get to vote and now they have a reason to do so and a candidate that they like to stimulate them into action.

That's what's scaring the ever-living fuck out of the liberal fascists. They were hoping that the rednecks would eschew voting because Cruz and everybody but Trump are more-of-the-same Republican Progressive establishment puppets.

Trump's anything but, whatever the hell he really is, so the rednecks are stirred up and will go to the polls in much greater numbers than before, and probably in greater numbers than either Hillary or Bernie Marxist useful idiots because Hillary is a duplicitous wizened cunt who even Democrats are starting to hate and Bernie is too devoutly Marxist to appeal to the non-radical middle-of-the-road Democrat dependent class.

Hell, I'm even thinking about registering to vote this year just so I can vote for Trump just so he can burn it all down, and that's after many years of "I don't give a fuck who wins because they are all Marxist Progressive liberal fascist useful idiots anyway."

At least Trump will shake the halls of government to its foundation if he wins, and that can't be a bad thing.
Seth, don't look now but....... THERE'S A MARXIST BEHIND YOU!!
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Re: GOP Primaries/Caucuses Discussions, Jokes and Prediction

Post by Seth » Sat Apr 16, 2016 1:05 am

rEvolutionist wrote: Seth, don't look now but....... THERE'S A MARXIST BEHIND YOU!!
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Post by piscator » Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:28 am

"Ever see a Marxist drink a glass of water?"

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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:29 am

They don't have reflections either.. :prof:
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Post by JimC » Sat Apr 16, 2016 5:33 am

Seth wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote: Seth, don't look now but....... THERE'S A MARXIST BEHIND YOU!!
:hairfire:

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They're behind me, in front of me, beside me, above me and below me. They, or their useful idiots, are everywhere, which is why it's so easy to identify them.
"Well, I was feelin’ sad and feelin’ blue
I didn’t know what in the world I wus gonna do
Them Communists they wus comin’ around
They wus in the air
They wus on the ground
They wouldn’t gimme no peace . . .

So I run down most hurriedly
And joined up with the John Birch Society
I got me a secret membership card
And started off a-walkin’ down the road
Yee-hoo, I’m a real John Bircher now!
Look out you Commies!

Now we all agree with Hitler’s views
Although he killed six million Jews
It don’t matter too much that he was a Fascist
At least you can’t say he was a Communist!
That’s to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria

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I got up in the mornin’ ’n’ looked under my bed
Looked in the sink, behind the door
Looked in the glove compartment of my car
Couldn’t find ’em . . .

I wus lookin’ high an’ low for them Reds everywhere
I wus lookin’ in the sink an’ underneath the chair
I looked way up my chimney hole
I even looked deep down inside my toilet bowl
They got away . . .

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Figured they wus in my T.V. set
Peeked behind the picture frame
Got a shock from my feet, hittin’ right up in the brain
Them Reds caused it!
I know they did . . . them hard-core ones

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Then I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes
Followed some clues from my detective bag
And discovered they wus red stripes on the American flag!
That ol’ Betsy Ross . . .

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Ninety percent of ’em gotta be burned away
I investigated all the people that I knowed
Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go
The other two percent are fellow Birchers . . . just like me

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Lincoln, Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy
To my knowledge there’s just one man
That’s really a true American: George Lincoln Rockwell
I know for a fact he hates Commies cus he picketed the movie Exodus

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Post by JimC » Sat Apr 16, 2016 5:35 am

However, I agree with Seth about the point that reasonable protest can cross the line into trying to shut down (or shout down) an opponent's right to free speech. Whether particular instances of anti-Trump protests have crossed that somewhat fuzzy line is difficult to judge from news reports at a distance, but to the extent that they have, they deserve criticism...
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Post by Tyrannical » Sat Apr 16, 2016 5:41 am

Three of bernies brownshirts were just arrested for assaulting police and pepper spraying trump supporters. I think that crossed the line lol

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Post by JimC » Sat Apr 16, 2016 5:45 am

Tyrannical wrote:Three of bernies brownshirts were just arrested for assaulting police and pepper spraying trump supporters. I think that crossed the line lol
Yep, I think that crosses it... ;)
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:40 am

Tyrannical wrote:Three of bernies brownshirts were just arrested for assaulting police and pepper spraying trump supporters. I think that crossed the line lol
Godwin. And not a very accurate one either.
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Post by Forty Two » Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:33 pm

piscator wrote:
Fixed. Protest is free speech too. Brownshirts and dictators never get that.
Of course it is free speech. Nobody said it wasn't. But, rushing podiums, assaulting and battering and starting fights is not "free speech."

If Trump supporters went to Bernie rallies and acted like the protesters at Trump rallies -- they would definitely be referred to in brownshirt terms. What's happening, though, is agitators - often paid - are going Trump rallies to start violence. The media then blames the Trump supporters and Trump. I wonder if the roles were reversed, who would be blamed?
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At least Trump will shake the halls of government to its foundation if he wins, and that can't be a bad thing.
Trump will be cockblocked at every turn. Then a video will surface of Trump wanking in the Oval Office, and the Democrats will appoint Jerry Springer as Special Prosecutor. Jerry will not only make Ken Starr look like a weak and ineffective prosecutor, but will require Trump explain the entire meaning of the word "Is" on the prosecution's 5-season HBO reality series.
Except Trump will not have an issue with his wanking, because he'll just say "Look, hey - I do what I do -- whattya want from me? Believe me -- believe me -- these guys in the press -- and these Democrat politicians -- they're wanking too -- they're just hiding it.... believe me -- " And, everyone will have to walk away from it. LOL.
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Post by Tyrannical » Wed Apr 20, 2016 4:19 am

Trump at 60% in New York. I'm actually surprised he beat the polls since NY is a closed primary and if you wanted to vote in it you had to change party several months ago. Kasich at 25%, not too shabby really. Cruz at 15%, I guess he isn't very well liked in NY.
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Post by Forty Two » Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:47 pm

That was a huge momentum builder. Pennsylvania, Connecticut and Maryland will be decisive going forward.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:50 pm

Good. I want to see the GOP implode at the convention.
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Post by Forty Two » Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:58 pm

I just want to see Trump win. Cruz is an abomination.
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:38 pm

because trump is not?
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