Why do women have tits all the time?

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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by rainbow » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:40 am

SteveB wrote:It's soft and shapely fat, though. Definitely my favourite kind. :soup:
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by SteveB » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:10 pm

*Insert cunnilingus joke here*
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by JimC » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:15 pm

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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by SteveB » Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:28 am

He ate his words and then something else.
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by Mysturji » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:34 pm

It's on the tip of my tongue.
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by mistermack » Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:59 pm

I just discovered that women DON'T have tits all the time.

Not the short-track ice skaters, anyway. And the lugers are almost as flat.
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by Tero » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:15 pm

You mean they get them only after pregnant?

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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by mistermack » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:57 pm

Tero wrote:You mean they get them only after pregnant?
Don't be ridiculous.

How can they get pregnant, without tits? :prof:
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by SteveB » Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:16 pm

Chicken and tits scenario. :eddy:
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by FBM » Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:25 pm

"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:37 am

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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by FBM » Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:39 am

Agreed.
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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by Jason » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:35 pm

Indubitably. :zig:

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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by Tero » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:51 pm

mistermack wrote:
Tero wrote:You mean they get them only after pregnant?
Don't be ridiculous.

How can they get pregnant, without tits? :prof:
Artficially. Then they only need a real daddy the second time around.

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Re: Why do women have tits all the time?

Post by mistermack » Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:44 pm

That blonde knows nothing about tits. Unless she's a lezzer.

Owning something doesn't make you an expert.
If I owned the Mona Lisa, I would still have no idea what people see in it.

That's for people who appreciate dull old pictures of women.
And likewise, womens' tits are for men, who actually appreciate them.

Women are just the guardians, of works of art.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.

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