Should I Shoot My Neighbour?

[laklak]

Don't forget to hear the lamentations of their women. That's the best part.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Don't forget to hear the lamentations of their women. That's the best part.

Especially if there is rending of their vestments.

[Brian Peacock]

...and decorate it with candles and fresh flowers. No need to let one's standards slip.

[pErvinalia]

But I shouldn't have to. He's improving my land and therefore trying to take over it by the principles of Libertarianism. I am morally right to fill him full of lead.

Tell him not to (in writing) or build a fence. Good fences make good neighbors. However, you may be wise to recognize that "open and notorious adverse possession" could lead to your losing title to that land, which is why you should build a fence regardless.

Wouldn't it be easier to shoot him?

[Seth]

But I shouldn't have to. He's improving my land and therefore trying to take over it by the principles of Libertarianism. I am morally right to fill him full of lead.

Tell him not to (in writing) or build a fence. Good fences make good neighbors. However, you may be wise to recognize that "open and notorious adverse possession" could lead to your losing title to that land, which is why you should build a fence regardless.

Wouldn't it be easier to shoot him?

If that's what you think, by all means follow your conscience, at least that will mean I don't have to read your drivel anymore.

[pErvinalia]

It's the best course of action, as it will make sure he can't improve my land anymore and take it off me. If I build a fence, he might improve it and take it off me. Better to be safe than sorry. Can you recommend a firearm for me?

[Seth]

It's the best course of action, as it will make sure he can't improve my land anymore and take it off me. If I build a fence, he might improve it and take it off me. Better to be safe than sorry. Can you recommend a firearm for me?

Waste of time, right? There are no guns where you live, so you couldn't get one even if you wanted to, right?

Oh, wait...go ask a bikie, he'll be glad to supply your for the right amount. Funny thing, that.

[pErvinalia]

Can you send me one from the US?

[Seth]

Can you send me one from the US?

Of course not, that would be illegal and your government would certainly intercept anyone's attempt to illegally smuggle a gun into your country...oh, wait, no they can't...never mind.

[pErvinalia]

But this is a moral imperative higher than the petty whims of democracies and nation states. Are you a patriot or not? If yes, then send me a gun. I'll need lots of ammo too, as there's a lot of neighbours here, so I'll probably need to eradicate the witnesses.

[Seth]

But this is a moral imperative higher than the petty whims of democracies and nation states. Are you a patriot or not? If yes, then send me a gun. I'll need lots of ammo too, as there's a lot of neighbours here, so I'll probably need to eradicate the witnesses.

Of course I'm a patriot, just not of your fucked-up nation, so you're out of luck. Go make one yourself. Oh wait, you can't...but I can.

[pErvinalia]

What do nation's have to do with inalienable rights?? You either think I have the right to own a gun to defend myself from my conniving neighbour, or you don't believe in inalienable rights. I'm desperate here, Seth. I've been enslaved by my evil government and you are all I have to turn to!

[Seth]

What do nation's have to do with inalienable rights??

Nothing at all.

You either think I have the right to own a gun to defend myself from my conniving neighbour, or you don't believe in inalienable rights.

Of course you have a right to own a gun. That doesn't mean anybody's obligated to give you one or even facilitate your acquisition of one. It's up to you to vindicate your rights.

I'm desperate here, Seth. I've been enslaved by my evil government and you are all I have to turn to!

Sucks to be you I guess. You probably shouldn't have let your government get away with disarming you in the first place. Now it'll be much, much harder to overthrow it so you can be armed again. I told you so...

[pErvinalia]

But how could man stop his government enslaving all of us?!? You are our only hope! Please send guns and ammo, Seth. And forks. They are weapons too.

[Seth]

But how could man stop his government enslaving all of us?!? You are our only hope! Please send guns and ammo, Seth. And forks. They are weapons too.

Nah. Freedom is not free. You have to bleed for it or you won't value it, and you have to be vigilant if you want to keep it. You weren't. So sad, too bad, sucks to be you. If you want it back, then take it back.