That does kind of go with the job description. Maffs teacher jokes is teh baddist!JimC wrote:I torture my students by telling them lame jokes. The groans are heartfelt..,.
Torture? Is it sometimes the right thing?
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Jesus, aren't they just?!! A couple my maffs teachers at high school fancied themselves as comedians. Sadly, they were wrong.
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Telling execrable jokes is part of the job description...
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It is not enough to be a bad comedian. To be a successful maths teacher, you actually need to be a pretty good comedian but deliberately tell appallingly bad jokes in the most groanworthy manner possible. There are bonus points for sneaking a bit of maths into them - puns on "Sine" and "Log" are particularly popular.rEvolutionist wrote:Jesus, aren't they just?!! A couple my maffs teachers at high school fancied themselves as comedians. Sadly, they were wrong.
Nobody knows the origins of bad humour in maths pedagogy but it can be traced to early Greek times and is often attributed to either Euclid or Pythagoras.
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The only thing Pythagoras wouldn't joke about was farts... (his followers regarded them as a sin...)
But, apart from that, he certainly knew the right angle to take...
But, apart from that, he certainly knew the right angle to take...
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He definitely was an obtuse character...
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Although quite acute in some areas...
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Prone to seeing sines of doom everywhere though.JimC wrote:Although quite acute in some areas...
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Probably cos he was a bit depressed...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Prone to seeing sines of doom everywhere though.JimC wrote:Although quite acute in some areas...
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Tangenitals. That's what this thread needs to be about!
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Plenty of those in ancient Olympia. All those nude games out in the hot sun...piscator wrote:Tangenitals. That's what this thread needs to be about!
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
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House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
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Shove it up your pi hole, XC!
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To 3 decimal places, calculate the internal diagonal of a rectangular prism 80 cm by 65 cm by 47 cm.
The wrong answer will result in an hour's detention, writing out from memory every joke I have told in class this year...
The wrong answer will result in an hour's detention, writing out from memory every joke I have told in class this year...
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(thought I got it, but I didn't)..
(thought I got it, but I didn't)..
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Well done that chap! Even the memory of the jokes is making you laugh!rEvolutionist wrote:
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