Gambling With Wormholes

[pErvinalia]

I'm too fast and strong for you, old man.

[surreptitious57]

Wormholes are actually smaller than particles so going through one is just not possible for anything larger than that. Even if you were to rip it open the radiation exposure would kill you. And time travel through one is non commutative so you would not be able to come back the same way you went even if you could travel through one. So the notion that humans actually can is pure science fiction. So if one did open up in your living room you would not notice it so small would it be

[pErvinalia]

Unless the aliens open it and expanded it so you could fit through. Never discount aliens! They're cheeky buggers!

[rainbow]

Say a portal opened up in your living room? You can see a entire different universe on the other side. Maybe you see a unicorn and wizards and shite like that? Would you step through it? Would you wait for it to go away? What would you do?

Depends on the level of euphoria.
If it doesn't make you feel good, keep away from the mushrooms, and take your medication.

[mistermack]

Yes, that's possible. I'll take that risk.

So would I, if I was living in a shit hole.

[Seth]

I'm too fast and strong for you, old man.

Can you run in excess of 3000 feet per second? I don't think so. That being the case you'll have great difficulty getting anywhere close to me. That's what the guns are for, don't you see...to finalize threat-elimination long before it has the opportunity to do one harm.

Long-range marksmanship is, happily, one of those skills that even really old guys can be experts at. It's all about control, not strength or speed. Only takes a couple of ounces to activate the defense mechanism you see.

[pErvinalia]

I'll get close to you by charming you. It's one of the tricks us Marxists learn in Alinsky grade school..

[Seth]

Yes, that's possible. I'll take that risk.

So would I, if I was living in a shit hole.

Um, I have some news for you...you are. A really big, deep stinky shithole in fact. You just don't seem to realize it. Stockholm Syndrome I expect.

[pErvinalia]

Socialist hellhole!

[Seth]

I'll get close to you by charming you. It's one of the tricks us Marxists learn in Alinsky grade school..

Not with your equipment you won't.

Now if you look like this, you could walk right up and stick a shiv in my kidney any time you want, as I stand priapically transfixed:

We all have our weaknesses...

[pErvinalia]

How did you get that picture of me?!??

[Seth]

How did you get that picture of me?!??

It's not a picture of you. That much I know for a fact.

[pErvinalia]

How do you know I'm not a hot chick and a Tailor Swift impersonator? You'd be helpless against me Sethy baby. :flirt:

[Seth]

How do you know I'm not a hot chick and a Tailor Swift impersonator? You'd be helpless against me Sethy baby. :flirt:

I'll take that risk, which is far, far less of a risk than jumping into a wormhole.

I'll just make sure that whenever you're around me, you're completely naked and have your hands handcuffed behind your back.

[pErvinalia]

That's how I like to be with all men, Seth! :wheresthatfuckingflirtsmilie?: