Why do women have tits all the time?

[FBM]

If given a choice between spending an evening with someone with well-developed breasts and one with well-developed cerebral hemispheres, I'd choose the latter 9 times out of 10. That 10th time would be something like Mardi Gras.

[cronus]

If given a choice between spending an evening with someone with well-developed breasts and one with well-developed cerebral hemispheres, I'd choose the latter 9 times out of 10. That 10th time would be something like Mardi Gras.

The two often go together. It's my experience that flat is sharp tempered. Rotund is funny. The ideal a notch down from funny. That's smart.

[FBM]

I'm teaching two classes these days. In the morning class, the smartest girl has the biggest sweater puppies. In the afternoon class, it's the opposite. Go figure. It's almost as if those two factors were unrelated somehow.

[cronus]

I'm teaching two classes these days. In the morning class, the smartest girl has the biggest sweater puppies. In the afternoon class, it's the opposite. Go figure. It's almost as if those two factors were unrelated somehow.

You require a larger sample range.

[Trinity]

If given a choice between spending an evening with someone with well-developed breasts and one with well-developed cerebral hemispheres, I'd choose the latter 9 times out of 10. That 10th time would be something like Mardi Gras.

The two often go together. It's my experience that flat is sharp tempered. Rotund is funny. The ideal a notch down from funny. That's smart.

I'm sorry, Scrump, but that's just bollocks. It's likely that some small breasted women have big insecurity/self image issues simply because they think their breasts are not big enough to be a "proper woman".

[Svartalf]

They need to take me as a boyfriend, I know a proper woman when I do her, regardless of chest size

[tattuchu]

They have tits all the time because they have tits all the time. What a silly question.

[cronus]

It's something to do with retaining body fat, in the right places, that correlates with retention of chemical fats necessary for brain function I should reckon. Also breast feeding no doubt lasts longer and follows a family line. Studies that prove no link are possibly politically motivated and maybe neglect to differentiate the small tits due to genetic lineage and small tits due to malnutrition in critical years of growth? Which would muddy the waters in any study....to mix these together and assume all small tits are the same.

[Clinton Huxley]

I now have larger breasts than those of my smallest-breasted former girlfriend.

[cronus]

I now have larger breasts than those of my smallest-breasted former girlfriend.

...IQ is going up decade on decade as is male breast size.

[Tero]

I now have larger breasts than those of my smallest-breasted former girlfriend.

With shaving and make up, are they still cute?

[Clinton Huxley]

I now have larger breasts than those of my smallest-breasted former girlfriend.

With shaving and make up, are they still cute?

they'll do in an emergency.

[mistermack]

It is a fact that human females store a lot more fat than other apes.
There's a perfectly simple reason for that, it's that our growing babies need more fat, both in the womb, and when they are breast feeding. It's because our human brains are three or four times the size of those of chimps, and they are mostly fatty tissue.
So human females store fat where they can. So that they can still produce milk when food is scarce. Male brains just evolved to be attracted by those fatty areas. Not vice versa.

[Mysturji]

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look attractive?
A: Put a nipple on it.

[SteveB]

It's soft and shapely fat, though. Definitely my favourite kind.