You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Rum » Tue May 11, 2010 8:23 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Rum wrote:I exist in the moment. :levi:
What about now?

What about now?

What about now?

What about now?

What about now?
There is only one 'now'..and it is eternal. :levi:

Now I have this book on the market all about this stuff. For 11.99 you can learn how to 'live in the moment' today! Interested?

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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue May 11, 2010 8:24 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Rum wrote:I exist in the moment. :levi:
What about now?

What about now?

What about now?

What about now?

What about now?

Time is just nature's way of making sure everything doesn't happen at once.

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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue May 11, 2010 8:25 pm

Rum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Rum wrote:I exist in the moment. :levi:
What about now?

What about now?

What about now?

What about now?

What about now?
There is only one 'now'..and it is eternal. :levi:

Now I have this book on the market all about this stuff. For 11.99 you can learn how to 'live in the moment' today! Interested?
Yes, but I'll pay you tomorrow. :biggrin:

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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 11, 2010 8:25 pm

Rum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Rum wrote:I exist in the moment. :levi:
What about now?

What about now?

What about now?

What about now?

What about now?
There is only one 'now'..and it is eternal. :levi:

Now I have this book on the market all about this stuff. For 11.99 you can learn how to 'live in the moment' today! Interested?
Here's the cover of that book:

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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue May 11, 2010 8:26 pm

We all came into existence 5 seconds ago and all the conspiracy theories came into existence 4 seconds ago....
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 11, 2010 9:05 pm

5 seconds ago? Pah!! Do you think I was born yesterday? :biggrin:
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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Tue May 11, 2010 9:19 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:What's all this talk of 5 minutes?

I thought we were talking about 5 seconds ago?

The idea that we all just started existing 5 seconds ago is just so last year
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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 11, 2010 9:51 pm

5 seconds ago - before the dark times - before the empire!
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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed May 12, 2010 6:37 am

Most believe we popped into existence 5 seconds ago, though Ken Ham is convinced it was 2.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Rum » Wed May 12, 2010 6:42 am

I just came into existence when I had my morning cup of coffee. :coffee:

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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Feck » Wed May 12, 2010 7:01 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:What's all this talk of 5 minutes?

I thought we were talking about 5 seconds ago?

The idea that we all just started existing 5 seconds ago is just so last year
Yeah, like five hours ago... :roll:
I was under the impression that you all just exist in my imagination, and I just exist in someone else's imagination.

Fact! Not only did you folks just come into being five seconds ago, but it was me that dreamed you up as part of someone else's dream. :drunk: (we need a "420" smilie...)
I am concerned that I am in Coito's dream ....I am aware that I'm in other peoples dreams (that is only to be expected ) but not his please :nono:
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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed May 12, 2010 12:03 pm

Feck wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:What's all this talk of 5 minutes?

I thought we were talking about 5 seconds ago?

The idea that we all just started existing 5 seconds ago is just so last year
Yeah, like five hours ago... :roll:
I was under the impression that you all just exist in my imagination, and I just exist in someone else's imagination.

Fact! Not only did you folks just come into being five seconds ago, but it was me that dreamed you up as part of someone else's dream. :drunk: (we need a "420" smilie...)
I am concerned that I am in Coito's dream ....I am aware that I'm in other peoples dreams (that is only to be expected ) but not his please :nono:
Aww man...why did I imagine you saying such a positively hurtful, heartless and cruel thing.... :blue:

..... time to dream up a psychologist for a little psychoanalysis!

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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by charlou » Wed May 12, 2010 12:05 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:..... time to dream up a psychologist for a little psychoanalysis!
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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by JimC » Wed May 12, 2010 12:14 pm

You are all my imaginary friends!

And I am the only one who actually exists!

And I have existed for a time that can only be expressed as an imaginary number!
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Re: You Started Existing 5 Seconds Ago

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed May 12, 2010 12:22 pm

Charlou wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:..... time to dream up a psychologist for a little psychoanalysis!
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Wow! That must be the "Power of Intention" and the "Secret" working its magic. I have tapped into the universal energy and manifested a psychologist to help me assuage my self-imagined hurt feelings! And, I am pleased to see I imagined the psychologist to be that little hottie charlou.... :drool:

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