GOP Primaries/Caucuses Discussions, Jokes and Predictions

[laklak]

Mid march, I think. NC isn't part of the Super Tuesday kerfuffle.

[Tero]

Jokes you want? Jokes you got
http://karireport.blogspot.com/2016/02/ ... angry.html

[pErvinalia]

So I gotta wait another week til I know if it's going to be Hillary or Bern? Jeez!

[Tero]

Hillary jokes go in the Hillary thread. We only have jokes for Trump and Cruz now. Not worth the time for the rest.

[piscator]

I like the Donald v the Hillary matchup.

Hillary slamdunk on resume. She's been an elite since she was a Brownie Scout, literally.

[Tero]

Trump will have dinner at the White House and they will kiss and make up. After Hillary is sworn in and the server us destroyed.

[pErvinalia]

Bill is looking a bit old and decrepit these days. Is he significantly older than Hillary?

[piscator]

No. He's just been a sexual tyrannosaur for a long time. He'll be a badass First Lady. He can make shit happen out there.

[Tero]

They went to college together. She is a year younger or so and was a year ahead of him:
After Oxford, Clinton attended Yale Law School and earned a Juris Doctor (J.D.) degree in 1973.[3][6] In the Yale Law Library in 1971 he met fellow law student Hillary Rodham, who was a year ahead of him.

[pErvinalia]

That's what I thought. But now she looks way sharper than him.

[Tero]

It's the old pump. Too many cheeseburgers 20 years ago.

[laklak]

Bill's got a few more miles on him.

[JimC]

Those young interns will do it to you every time...

[Hermit]

Now now, don't go confusing the issue with pesky facts, 42. America is the most racist, most unequal, most murderous country on the entire planet. It has no redeeming qualities of any sort. Our food sucks, our beer is watery, and our mustard tastes of horse pee. Americans are, on average, stupider than sedimentary rocks.

Everybody knows this.

For a moment I thought the fact that you know this creates a bit of a paradox. Then I remembered the infinite improbability generator has been around for quite some time now.

[Animavore]

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Latest on the 2016 presidential campaign a day before the Republican presidential debate and ahead of Saturday’s Democratic presidential primary in South Carolina (all times local):

10 p.m.

Ted Cruz is pledging to order a federal investigation of Planned Parenthood if elected president and says undercover videos appear to show the health provider is “a national criminal enterprise.”

The Republican presidential candidate also says he would pardon the person behind the videos, David Daleiden, if his case became a federal one. Cruz made the promises Wednesday night during a candidate forum on Fox News.

Activists secretly recorded videos they allege show that Planned Parenthood sold fetal tissue to researchers for a profit in violation of federal law. Planned Parenthood denies wrongdoing and investigations by several congressional panels and states have yet to produce evidence that the organization acted illegally.

http://www.elkharttruth.com/news/michig ... tment.html

Lol.