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You Have Seven Days To Live?
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JimC
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Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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I had a serious relative, a cousin I would have seriously shagged stupid if she'd given me half a chance.
Hey, we're Southern. We can't help it.
Hey, we're Southern. We can't help it.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I'd get tooled up with machine guns and bombs, and take out as many royals as I could in the time.
Seven weeks would be more practical though.
Seven weeks would be more practical though.
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Spend every minute with my wife and daughter, and other family members if possible.Scumple wrote:What would you do with your time?
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?
Start working on my Kill List. 
Nah, I'll probably spend a day saying goodbye to friends and family. Then I'd get a room and spend the next six in a drunken, drugged-out stupor while screwing half a dozen hookers a day.
Nah, I'll probably spend a day saying goodbye to friends and family. Then I'd get a room and spend the next six in a drunken, drugged-out stupor while screwing half a dozen hookers a day.
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The drunken and drugged part might interfere with the screwing half a dozen hookers a day part...Ian wrote:Start working on my Kill List.
Nah, I'll probably spend a day saying goodbye to friends and family. Then I'd get a room and spend the next six in a drunken, drugged-out stupor while screwing half a dozen hookers a day.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Viagra, MDMA, and Prozac. Works a fucking charm, dude.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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7 days to live? I'd go and see Les Miserables on stage and have two sugars in my coffee.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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You love to live on the edge, don't you!Brian Peacock wrote:7 days to live? I'd go and see Les Miserables on stage and have two sugars in my coffee.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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I am a Tiger - hear me roar! 
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Taking Viagra and Prozac simultaneously is a stroke of genius. That way you can go on the prowl, and if you don't get a fuck you don't give a fuck.laklak wrote:Viagra, MDMA, and Prozac. Works a fucking charm, dude.
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