Why do women have tits all the time?

[Tero]

Does Mindy of Mork and Mindy have tits? She was cute, then.

[Clinton Huxley]

Be more efficient to have them deployable as and when required. Like the throat sac thing of one of those frogs.

[Mysturji]

Tits are ALWAYS required!

[Clinton Huxley]

Tits are ALWAYS required!

They could deflate when no-one was looking at them, ie when there was no chap within half a mile.

[Mysturji]

Tits are ALWAYS required!

They could deflate when no-one was looking at them, ie when there was no chap within half a mile.

That's discrimination against lesbians.

[Clinton Huxley]

Tits are ALWAYS required!

They could deflate when no-one was looking at them, ie when there was no chap within half a mile.

That's discrimination against lesbians.

I spoke to Queen Victoria about that and she assured me there is no such thing.

[Mysturji]

Bad news for the pr0n industry

[Blind groper]

There was a girl who had a very flat chest, and no boyfriend. She wanted a boyfriend and blamed the lack on her lack of boobies.

She went to a plastic surgeon and told him that she wanted boobies to get a boyfriend. He told her he had just the job. Big bags of silicon to insert, at a cost of $20,000. Too expensive. He tried again, and said he had this $10,000 deal using bags of salty water. Still too expensive.

Finally the surgeon told her that he had an experimental air bag system for $2,000. She agreed.

He carried out the operation. Only problem was that she had to flap her elbows to pump up her boobies when she needed them.

Once healed, she set out for the local pick up joint to get a nice new boyfriend. She soon found herself chatting to a guy, who bought her a drink.

"What have we in common?" she asked him while flapping her elbows.

"We got the same plastic surgeon." said the guy while flapping his knees.

[FBM]

OK. Nice.

[mistermack]

The thing is, tits haven't evolved to match modern life.

Just two or three hundred years ago, girls were getting married as soon as the tits started to show. Still do in some countries. And before contraception, they were almost constantly breast feeding at least one kid. Before there was farming, there was no other source of milk...
So girls grew tits, had babies, breast-fed babies,

And then they died.

[JimC]

They want to keep abreast of things?

[Hermit]

They want to keep abreast of things?

Also, it's a genetic feature that improves chances of survival. Breasts helps them to avoid falling flat on their face. This is an incontrovertible fact; there are more women alive than men.

[SteveB]

The airbag theory.

Sounds about right.

[JimC]

The airbag theory.

Sounds about right.

"Uncorseted her friendly bust gives promise of pneumatic bliss"

T. S. Eliot

[Trinity]

I understand one theory that (bigger) breasts are attractive to men because they resemble the shape of buttocks and buttocks were what our ancestral males found sexually attractive (because of the mating position adopted, obviously). Women don't need to have big breasts to be able to feed babies adequately (I can tell you this from my own anatomical design and experience feeding three babies successfully). Big breasts have more fatty tissue, so. like the hips, thighs, bum and stomach of a female, act as storage facilities for harsher times.
I think in some instances, men's fascination with breasts comes not so much from a physical origin but from a psychological one (another topic but in psychoanalysis, the "good breast bad breast" theory can explain a lot about breast fixation).
Luckily, all of the men I have been with have seen me as a whole person, and not just a pair of boobs.