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Re: GOP Primaries/Caucuses Discussions, Jokes and Prediction

Post by Animavore » Tue May 31, 2016 2:43 pm

laklak wrote:
Animavore wrote: What type of circus do you go to?
The kind where you sit and watch acrobats and trapeze people and clowns and stuff. Booooooorrrring. County fairs have all sorts of weird deep-fried foods and dangerous rides run by skeevie carneys. They used to have Freak Shows till the P.C. brigade fucked that up too. How's a flipper boy going to earn a living these days? There are all sorts of midway games, a cheesy Haunted House, and lots of livestock and home made jam competitions.
But what kind of circus serves bread? The ones I've been two was all candy floss and toffee apples.
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Post by laklak » Tue May 31, 2016 2:44 pm

Roman ones, apparently.
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Post by Forty Two » Tue May 31, 2016 2:49 pm

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Tyrannical wrote:Funny how they like to call him Drumpf. I rember when it was racist to say barrack hussein Obama, which is his actual name.
No. It never was.
To those using the word "Drumpf" it was...
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Post by Animavore » Tue May 31, 2016 2:51 pm

Forty Two wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Tyrannical wrote:Funny how they like to call him Drumpf. I rember when it was racist to say barrack hussein Obama, which is his actual name.
No. It never was.
To those using the word "Drumpf" it was...
Nope.
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Post by Animavore » Tue May 31, 2016 2:55 pm

Lol. I just realised I've been posting "Drumpf" in the last couple of posts because I have the Drumpfinator plug-in on my Chrome which turns all instances of "Drumpf" into "Drumpf" for lulz and apparently when you copy/paste it copies the adjusted text instead of the original.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/deta ... pilp?hl=en
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 31, 2016 3:12 pm

Animavore wrote:
Forty Two wrote:The Keystone Pipeline is a great idea. Why can pipelines be built in other countries, but not in the US? There are pipelines all over the world - the only ones that the world seems to protest, of course, are in the United States -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oil_pipelines
Pipelines and dirty extraction, tar sand and fracking projects are being protested all over the world. What the hell are you talking about?
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Post by Forty Two » Tue May 31, 2016 5:14 pm

eRv wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Forty Two wrote:The Keystone Pipeline is a great idea. Why can pipelines be built in other countries, but not in the US? There are pipelines all over the world - the only ones that the world seems to protest, of course, are in the United States -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oil_pipelines
Pipelines and dirty extraction, tar sand and fracking projects are being protested all over the world. What the hell are you talking about?
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LOL - it would just be better form for a European to advocate the shooting of European politicians who supported European pipelines (of which there are many), rather than a European self-righteously exclaiming that a US candidate for a US political position be shot because he supports a US pipeline.

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 31, 2016 11:30 pm

You are singularly genius at missing the point. The problem with the Keystone pipeline isn't that it is a pipeline. :fp:
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Post by Hermit » Tue May 31, 2016 11:57 pm

eRv wrote:You are singularly genius at missing the point. The problem with the Keystone pipeline isn't that it is a pipeline. :fp:
I think Coito replied to animavore's post, in which he listed four things that are being protested all over the world:

Pipelines
Dirty extraction
Tar sand
Fracking

Still, we know what the denizens of the US are like, don't we? ;)
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Post by piscator » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:27 am

Well, the Trump Party, who the Koch Brothers (who fought like wolves for every last penny to come out on top in the family fight over their father's oil refining fortune) aren't really supporting publicly (yet), figures the reason we got Public Land is to put walls and pipelines on anyway. and if a few generations of taxpayers have to subsidize it, then so be it if there's buck in it, amirite?

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Post by Tero » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:57 am

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 01, 2016 3:23 am

Hermit wrote:
eRv wrote:You are singularly genius at missing the point. The problem with the Keystone pipeline isn't that it is a pipeline. :fp:
I think Coito replied to animavore's post, in which he listed four things that are being protested all over the world:

Pipelines
Dirty extraction
Tar sand
Fracking

Still, we know what the denizens of the US are like, don't we? ;)
I guess in a sense being a pipeline could be a specific problem, as they can fracture and leak etc. But the main problem is opening up the Tar Sands oil fields (by providing a huge export opportunity) and the terrible effect that will have on global warming.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 01, 2016 9:26 am

Donald Trump has secured the coveted Kim Jong Whatshisname endorsement. I shit you not! :o
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:02 am

North Korea editorial praises 'wise' Trump
North Korean state media has hailed US Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump as a "wise politician" who could be good for the North.

The editorial in DPRK Today said he was a "far-sighted presidential candidate".

Mr Trump recently said he would be willing to meet North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, and has also proposed withdrawing US troops from South Korea.

Analysts said the editorial was not official policy but likely reflected Pyongyang's thinking.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36423319
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Re: GOP Primaries/Caucuses Discussions, Jokes and Prediction

Post by Forty Two » Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:24 am

Hermit wrote:
eRv wrote:You are singularly genius at missing the point. The problem with the Keystone pipeline isn't that it is a pipeline. :fp:
I think Coito replied to animavore's post, in which he listed four things that are being protested all over the world:

Pipelines
Dirty extraction
Tar sand
Fracking

Still, we know what the denizens of the US are like, don't we? ;)
And when we talk of European politicians, we advocate shooting them because they support a pipeline...
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