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Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:25 pm

Theresa May 'not invited to royal wedding' of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
Donald Trump and his predecessor Barack Obama are also believed to have missed out on an invite
Poor Tres. :sadcheer:
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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by laklak » Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:27 pm

Haven't got mine yet, I better call.
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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:27 pm

Imagine the cuntishness of inviting the President to your wedding just because you're a royal! Maybe they aren't so cuntish?
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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by Forty Two » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:03 pm

When British Royals marry Merkins, it always works out well.
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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by Rum » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:28 pm

If May isn't invited I'm sending my invitation back! :nono:
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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by Forty Two » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:33 pm

Meghan Markle on her way to Buckingham Palace:



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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by Strontium Dog » Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:22 am

Forty Two wrote:When British Royals marry Merkins, it always works out well.
It's only happened once before and the marriage lasted 35 years until his death :dunno:
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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:19 am

Scot Dutchy wrote:Theresa May 'not invited to royal wedding' of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
Donald Trump and his predecessor Barack Obama are also believed to have missed out on an invite
Poor Tres. :sadcheer:
Whoah! That's a big snub, surely?
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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by laklak » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:24 am

I don't know what to wear. Everybody's going to be in morning coats and top hats, like, BORING. I was thinking of something along these lines:
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Shit I hope Steven Tyler isn't going.
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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:16 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Scot Dutchy wrote:Theresa May 'not invited to royal wedding' of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
Donald Trump and his predecessor Barack Obama are also believed to have missed out on an invite
Poor Tres. :sadcheer:
Whoah! That's a big snub, surely?
Yep. Mind you he is only 7th in line now and the way Kate is popping them out he will be much lower.
I wonder how Donny is taking it?
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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by Forty Two » Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:54 pm

Strontium Dog wrote:
Forty Two wrote:When British Royals marry Merkins, it always works out well.
It's only happened once before and the marriage lasted 35 years until his death :dunno:
Perhaps you have not read the latest biography - https://www.amazon.com/Wallis-Love-Duch ... dpSrc=srch and http://www.baltimoresun.com/features/ba ... story.html

Edward would have been better off keeping the throne, and ditching that dog. Man, she must've given a mean hummer and tossed a mean salad for Edward to leave the throne for that mirror-cracker....
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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by rainbow » Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:35 pm

pErvinalia wrote:
Scot Dutchy wrote:Theresa May 'not invited to royal wedding' of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
Donald Trump and his predecessor Barack Obama are also believed to have missed out on an invite
Poor Tres. :sadcheer:
Whoah! That's a big snub, surely?
It's cos she's black, innit?
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Re: Invites to the royal wedding.

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:48 pm

She's black-hearted, that's fo sho.
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