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Time Machine Set On Random

Post by cronus » Fri Nov 28, 2014 7:55 pm

Would you take a one way journey to a unknown destination in the historic past? would you stay here waiting for the perfect storm?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Nov 28, 2014 8:08 pm

Scumple wrote:Would you take a one way journey to a unknown destination in the historic past? would you stay here waiting for the perfect storm?
There's nowhere in the past I would prefer to right now. Unless, of course, I could go back randomly into my own past and have a younger body but retain the knowledge I have now... Microsoft shares, here we come! :biggrin:
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Re: Time Machine Set On Random

Post by cronus » Fri Nov 28, 2014 8:11 pm

This spot of ground is so beautiful, I am afraid you will scarce credit the description, which, however, I can assure you, shall be very literal... :read:
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Re: Time Machine Set On Random

Post by Blind groper » Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:26 pm

Not into the past. But the future is another matter. Send me to where medical science is so advanced they can give me a new and young body.
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Post by JimC » Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:55 am

I want to go sideways, to an alternative Earth where H sapiens (or any other intelligent creature) never evolved. I would see moas and giant sloths! :woot:
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Re: Time Machine Set On Random

Post by Pappa » Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:58 am

If I didn't have a wife and kids I'd do it. I'd carry a bunch of knowledge in my head that would make me a magician.
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Re: Time Machine Set On Random

Post by cronus » Sat Nov 29, 2014 5:00 am

Pappa wrote:If I didn't have a wife and kids I'd do it. I'd carry a bunch of knowledge in my head that would make me a magician.
You have used these few Interweb years wisely then. :tup:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:27 am

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Re: Time Machine Set On Random

Post by laklak » Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:08 am

Pappa wrote:If I didn't have a wife and kids I'd do it. I'd carry a bunch of knowledge in my head that would make me a magician.
And end up in 17th century Salem, Mass., where you're promptly burned at the stake.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Time Machine Set On Random

Post by cronus » Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:35 am

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Pappa wrote:If I didn't have a wife and kids I'd do it. I'd carry a bunch of knowledge in my head that would make me a magician.
And end up in 17th century Salem, Mass., where you're promptly burned at the stake.
....these are the dumb places people go as soon as you give them a time machine. :?
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Re: Time Machine Set On Random

Post by laklak » Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:49 am

I know, right? Everybody's off to shoot Hitler or look at dinosaurs.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Time Machine Set On Random

Post by cronus » Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:53 am

laklak wrote:I know, right? Everybody's off to shoot Hitler or look at dinosaurs.
I'd not shoot Hitler. Have a few words while he's not invading much, sat in his bunker... :coffee:
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Re: Time Machine Set On Random

Post by Svartalf » Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:22 pm

laklak wrote:
Pappa wrote:If I didn't have a wife and kids I'd do it. I'd carry a bunch of knowledge in my head that would make me a magician.
And end up in 17th century Salem, Mass., where you're promptly burned at the stake.
Actually, you'd be hanged, I'm not sure there ever was a witch burning in the non-Spanish new world.
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