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Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by cronus » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:30 am

Would you answer the call if it came in a envelope one day? Say a scenario developed where the West was really at war with some fearsome organised brutes like the Nazis? Would you go to be a soldier? or do a runner? :read:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:33 am

Some might argue that we are the fearsome, organised brutes.
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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by cronus » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:39 am

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Some might argue that we are the fearsome, organised brutes.
....yes but we didn't knock the two block towers over. They started it. :read:
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Post by Hermit » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:46 am

Scumple wrote:Would you go to be a soldier? or do a runner? :read:
Mhhh. Too old to be a soldier. Too old to run. Bit of a conundrum, isn't it?
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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by cronus » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:51 am

Hermit wrote:
Scumple wrote:Would you go to be a soldier? or do a runner? :read:
Mhhh. Too old to be a soldier. Too old to run. Bit of a conundrum, isn't it?
They could still use you for something. Not everyone needs to be on the frontline. Someone needs to peel potatoes.
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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:54 am

Hermit wrote:
Scumple wrote:Would you go to be a soldier? or do a runner? :read:
Mhhh. Too old to be a soldier. Too old to run. Bit of a conundrum, isn't it?
Likewise. I ain't runnin' anywhere, mate.
I guess we'll just have to make do with partisan stuff if they get too close...
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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by JimC » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:14 am

I shall serve Gin & Tonics in the officer's mess...
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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by MiM » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:15 am

I can get called for active duty till I turn 60. Probably they wouldn't put me scouting behind enemy lines anymore, even though that is what I originally was trained for.
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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by Svartalf » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:39 am

Hermit wrote:
Scumple wrote:Would you go to be a soldier? or do a runner? :read:
Mhhh. Too old to be a soldier. Too old to run. Bit of a conundrum, isn't it?
Same here, I'm definitely not fit to serve under arms.
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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by Svartalf » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:40 am

JimC wrote:I shall serve Gin & Tonics in the officer's mess...
I could do that too...
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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by rainbow » Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:29 am

Scumple wrote:
Hermit wrote:
Scumple wrote:Would you go to be a soldier? or do a runner? :read:
Mhhh. Too old to be a soldier. Too old to run. Bit of a conundrum, isn't it?
They could still use you for something. Not everyone needs to be on the frontline. Someone needs to peel potatoes.
...or the regimental mascot?
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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:56 am

Served my time, with the gongs and wounds to prove it.

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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by rainbow » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:35 pm

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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by mistermack » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:07 pm

What would get me, would be having to take orders from morons.
Worse than getting shot at.
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Re: Gone To Be A Soldier

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:41 pm

Happy to serve in a light capacity at HQ, if that's far enough away from any action.
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