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Post by mistermack » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:39 pm

I've often wondered.

What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?

I spose we'll never know.
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Re: Internet question

Post by Hermit » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:46 pm

mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.

What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?

I spose we'll never know.
They've already met. And met, and met and met.
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Re: Internet question

Post by tattuchu » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:52 pm

mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.

What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?

I spose we'll never know.
Well this being the internet, we'll first need to define your terms ultimate dick and immovable cunt. This will take pages and pages of discussion and argument, carried out ad nauseum to interminable lengths and ultimately accomplishing very little. There will be those whose position will be that these are meaningless or indefinable terms. Others will insist that these terms can in fact be defined, but no will be able to agree on what precisely those definitions are. Another camp may say the terms are definable but irrelevant. And then others may question the erroneous assumptions inherent in your presentation of these terms in the first place. Still others may...

...well, you get the idea.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

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They're just waiting their turn.

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Re: Internet question

Post by tattuchu » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:52 pm

Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.

What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?

I spose we'll never know.
They've already met. And met, and met and met.
Not sure I get the thrust of your argument here :ask:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Re: Internet question

Post by Hermit » Sat Jul 05, 2014 5:00 pm

tattuchu wrote:
Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.

What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?

I spose we'll never know.
They've already met. And met, and met and met.
Not sure I get the thrust of your argument here :ask:
Here's a hint: The meetings between the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt are hidden in plain view.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould

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Re: Internet question

Post by tattuchu » Sat Jul 05, 2014 5:07 pm

Hermit wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.

What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?

I spose we'll never know.
They've already met. And met, and met and met.
Not sure I get the thrust of your argument here :ask:
Here's a hint: The meetings between the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt are hidden in plain view.
No but I said thrust. *giggle* :awesome:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Re: Internet question

Post by Hermit » Sat Jul 05, 2014 5:35 pm

tattuchu wrote:
Hermit wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:I've often wondered.

What would happen on the internet, if the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt?

I spose we'll never know.
They've already met. And met, and met and met.
Not sure I get the thrust of your argument here :ask:
Here's a hint: The meetings between the ultimate dick met the immovable cunt are hidden in plain view.
No but I said thrust. *giggle* :awesome:
Heyeah. I feel a little embarrassed for not noticing how you slipped that in. :oops:
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Re: Internet question

Post by mistermack » Sat Jul 05, 2014 5:58 pm

Of course, in real life, the ultimate dick turns out to be an insignificant little squirt, and the immovable cunt is just a silly arse.
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Re: Internet question

Post by JimC » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:51 pm

First, one must establish an appropriate metaphysical stance...
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Re: Internet question

Post by mistermack » Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:03 am

JimC wrote:First, one must establish an appropriate metaphysical stance...
Is that the one where they bend over and hold their ankles?
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Re: Internet question

Post by Tero » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:03 pm

Depends. The volume of the semen is the thing. There might be a tsunami somewhere.

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